Author Topic: I hate cats! (Read 2145 times)

BayGBM · « **on:** October 17, 2006, 06:04:49 PM »

I hate cats (except for Mr. Data)! They are so snooty and stuck up! I love it when a cat gets taken down a peg.

Bigger Business · « **Reply #1 on:** October 17, 2006, 06:09:12 PM »

Mr Data sure looks like he knows his stuff

Bright eyed with the heart of a lion

he reminds me of me at his age

spotter · « **Reply #2 on:** October 17, 2006, 06:20:27 PM »

Quote from: BayGBM on October 17, 2006, 06:04:49 PM

I hate cats (except for Mr. Data)! They are so snooty and stuck up! I love it when a cat gets taken down a peg.

Cats are smarter than many guys here....

Dos Equis · « **Reply #3 on:** October 17, 2006, 06:27:52 PM »

If I had a ceiling fan I would have let one of our cats spend some time up there. Peed in my gym bag last week. I was not happy. I needed a new one anyway, but it was the principle. . . .

BayGBM · « **Reply #4 on:** October 17, 2006, 06:31:42 PM »

Quote from: spotter on October 17, 2006, 06:20:27 PM

Cats are smarter than many guys here....

True they are smarter than most bodybuilders... but they don't give good head. Have you ever felt a cat's tongue? It's like sandpaper! Yikes!

24KT · « **Reply #5 on:** October 17, 2006, 10:02:46 PM »

Dan-O · « **Reply #6 on:** October 17, 2006, 11:06:38 PM »

Mr. Data gives off an air of naïve smugness, like he thinks he's got everything figured out.

But someday his world is going to come crashing down around him and he'll realize he doesn't know anything and sometimes life can be pretty random and arbitrary.

Bigger Business · « **Reply #7 on:** October 17, 2006, 11:22:12 PM »

haha

Ive seen Mr. Data's type before, most recently serving 25 to life in a Thai prison for operating as a drug mule.

Enjoy these days Mr. Data

Enjoy the freedom

gordiano · « **Reply #8 on:** October 18, 2006, 12:22:56 AM »

Quote from: BayGBM on October 17, 2006, 06:04:49 PM

I hate cats (except for Mr. Data)! They are so snooty and stuck up! I love it when a cat gets taken down a peg.

You hate cats or just pussy?

Sorry, couldn't help it..........

24KT · « **Reply #9 on:** October 18, 2006, 01:36:59 AM »

Quote from: Dan-O on October 17, 2006, 11:06:38 PM

Mr. Data gives off an air of naïve smugness, like he thinks he's got everything figured out.

But someday his world is going to come crashing down around him and he'll realize he doesn't know anything and sometimes life can be pretty random and arbitrary.

Holy Crap! I guess that makes Mr. Data ...a Republican

...here kitty kitty

24KT · « **Reply #10 on:** October 18, 2006, 01:37:48 AM »

Quote from: gordiano on October 18, 2006, 12:22:56 AM

You hate cats or just pussy?

Sorry, couldn't help it..........

{ROTFLMAO!}

JasonH · « **Reply #11 on:** October 18, 2006, 04:00:44 AM »

Cats are okay - my Mum had thirteen at one point. It was getting ridiculous. She only has four now. They're better than dogs - dogs need to be walked and I can't be bothered with that.

drkaje · « **Reply #12 on:** October 18, 2006, 07:49:29 AM »

Bay,

Do they remind you too much of pussy?

buffbodz · « **Reply #13 on:** October 18, 2006, 11:37:45 AM »

Quote from: BigJ on October 18, 2006, 04:00:44 AM

Cats are okay - my Mum had thirteen at one point. It was getting ridiculous. She only has four now. They're better than dogs - dogs need to be walked and I can't be bothered with that.

Your house must of smelled nice

13 cats! Their was an old man in Providence who was evicted from a falling down house. When they demolished it, hundreds of cats ran for the hills. It was on the news and talk about funny

The cops said the smell would knock anyone down. I home your Mum doesn't turn into the cat lady. You see em all the time. Please make sure She only has the 4, even that's 3 too many for me, but to each their own.

gordiano · « **Reply #14 on:** October 18, 2006, 03:08:00 PM »

Quote from: buffbodz on October 18, 2006, 11:37:45 AM

Your house must of smelled nice 13 cats!

That's what I was thinking..........

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #15 on:** October 18, 2006, 09:34:30 PM »

a gay dood that hates cats $:-\$

hmmm...i'm starting to buy this gay crap lass n lass

Tombo · « **Reply #16 on:** October 19, 2006, 03:49:21 AM »

i respect big cats, but house cats are selfish girls!

my cat rubs up when it wants food, as soon as u go to pat it, runs to the bowl.. well... it gets a boot out the back door then

BayGBM · « **Reply #17 on:** October 19, 2006, 07:21:02 AM »

Bad kitty!

buffbodz · « **Reply #18 on:** October 19, 2006, 08:53:09 AM »

Quote from: Tombo on October 19, 2006, 03:49:21 AM

i respect big cats, but house cats are selfish girls!

my cat rubs up when it wants food, as soon as u go to pat it, runs to the bowl.. well... it gets a boot out the back door then

Dogs, you own, Cats own you.

Tombo · « **Reply #19 on:** October 31, 2006, 02:12:04 AM »

cats i dropkick over the fence, dogs i can play with

gtbro1 · « **Reply #20 on:** October 31, 2006, 02:38:12 AM »

I have a split personality.

I hate cats,but I love pussy.

Euro-monster · « **Reply #21 on:** October 31, 2006, 04:17:51 AM »

Cats rule over dogs..no doubt....

body88 · « **Reply #22 on:** November 01, 2006, 09:21:33 AM »

I could never own a cat. I have nothing against them but they are boring!

gtbro1 · « **Reply #23 on:** November 02, 2006, 04:00:24 AM »

Quote from: body88 on November 01, 2006, 09:21:33 AM

I could never own a cat. I have nothing against them but they are boring!

I actually was joking when I said I hate cats. I agree they are boring when they are adult cats,but they are very funny as kittens. I have one that is only a few months old and it is hilarious..it thinks it must sneak up on everything.It also has to pounce on everything it sees. I will add that I did not intentionally get a cat...I found it in a thunderstorm and felt sorry for it.It had just been weined from it's mother,aparently,and was dumped out in my neighborhood in the middle of the night.I thought I would keep it for a day and unload it on someone...no such luck.I don't have the heart to take it to the pound,I am afraid of what might happen to it.So now I am a cat owner I guess. $:-\$

pumpster · « **Reply #24 on:** November 02, 2006, 04:18:33 AM »

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I agree they are boring when they are adult cats,but they are very funny as kittens. I have one that is only a few months old and it is hilarious..it thinks it must sneak up on everything

Nah, just learn to appreciate subtlety.