Blazing Saddles-
Bart: Mornin', ma'am. And isn't it a lovely mornin'?
Elderly woman: Up yours niggo.
Raising Arizona-
Glen: Say that reminds me, how'd you get that kid so darn fast? Me and Dot went in to adopt on account a' somethin' went wrong with my semen, and they said we had to wait five years for a healthy white baby. I said, "Healthy white baby? Five years? What else you got?" Said they got two Koreans and a negra born with his heart on the outside. It's a crazy world.
Animal House-Grab a brew. Don't cost nothin'.
The Jerk-He hates these cans. Stay away from the cans.
Bull Durham-Why's he calling me meat? I'm the one driving a Porsche.
Good Morning Vietnam -
[Imitating Walter Cronkite]
I just want to begin by saying to Roosevelt E. Roosevelt, what it is, what it shall be, what it was. The weather out there today is hot and shitty with continued hot and shitty in the afternoon. Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy with a pissy weather front coming down from the north. Basically, it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.
Van Wilder-I know Ms. Pac-Man is special. She's fun. She's cute. She swallows.
In no order.
