At this time, I would like everyone here to join me in a prayer for little Mitch...........
Dear god, and father who art in heaven watching heavenly reality TV or surfing for celestial porn or something (cause you sure as hell ain't watching what as humans as doing down here). We come to you in prayer, in hopes that you will heal Lil' Mitch's wounds. We pray that you will rid lil' Mitch of his trauma, his seizures, and that you will erase that image of Lee Priest's deadly middle finger from his innocent young mind.
Also, while i've got your attention oh holy one, I pray that you cure Jumpstart from his gay obssession with Stan Mcquay.
That you will help hipolito (the mexican Richard Gere) with his love for women with penori (yes lord, chicks with dicks)..........
That you will help Alexxx's hollywood career, now that he has landed the role of gay spartan.........(may he land the role of HIV patient #3 in the upcoming Philadelphia 2 movie....)
That you will make it so that more than 250 people show up to next year's Colorado Pro, so that Vyotech doesn't have to file for bankrupcy, lord.
That you will help True Adonis achieve his goal of 3% bodyfat........while eating ice cream and cookies....
That you will give those nazi mods a hand cramp everytime they try to delete any thread............or any nof my posts father......
Also, father, make it so that Earl and I never agree on anything again......it's really creepy........
thanks for everything, in youer name I pray.............amen!