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Cutler owes it all to muscletech!!
« on: October 20, 2006, 09:14:52 AM »
History has been made! In arguably the most competitive Mr. Olympia contest to date, a new Mr. Olympia was crowned. And that champion is none other than Team MuscleTech ™ superstar "Iron" Jay Cutler. With a physique that could only be described as "perfect", Jay stormed the Olympia stage and laid waste to all those who stood in his path. With the perfect blend of size, symmetry, proportion and muscularity, Jay relegated the perennial Olympia champion to 2nd place. Not since 1984 has a Mr. Olympia been de-throned on his stage. But then, Jay is no average Mr. Olympia.

Industry pundits already tab Jay as a fantastic candidate for a long run as the sport's pre-eminent champion. Jay credits hard work in the gym, a spartan-like diet, and the use of new MuscleTech ® products for his victory. Rumor has it that new naNOX9 ™ helped make a world of difference for him, not to mention the staples in his plan, such as Hydroxycut ® Hardcore, Anator-p70 ™, LEUKIC ™, GAKIC ®, Nitro-Tech ®, Cell-Tech ™ and CREAKIC ™.


But Jay Cutler wasn't the only one to realize incredible levels of success at the Mr. Olympia contest this weekend. The "freakin Rican" Gustavo Badell continued his reign as one of the best in the world, notching a top 6 finish and automatically qualifying for next year's contest. The world's strongest bodybuilder, Johnnie Jackson, placed 13th. The sultan of symmetry, Darrem Charles, let everyone know he's a force to be reckoned with, thanks to a solid 14th place finish in a very competitive field. Finally, David Henry looked fantastic, and served notice that he's a young gun on the scene not to be taken lightly in 2007.

And closing out our Olympia weekend report, it's time to congratulate the newest Figure Olympia champion, Team MuscleTech wonderkind Jenny Lynn. With picture perfect posing and a physique that could not be denied, Jenny Lynn served notice that her reign as Figure Olympia champion will be a long one. Congratulations Jenny!

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Re: Cutler owes it all to muscletech!!
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2006, 09:18:22 AM »
Moneytech.

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Re: Cutler owes it all to muscletech!!
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2006, 09:28:46 AM »
Those ads are embarrasing.

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Re: Cutler owes it all to muscletech!!
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2006, 09:39:27 AM »
" But then, Jay is no average Mr. Olympia."

I'm sorry Jayfans, but Cutler is the definition of average as far as Mr O's go.  He won a great title and all, but in order to be above average, we'd have to rank at least 6 Mr O's below him.  Kinda hard to do.

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Re: Cutler owes it all to muscletech!!
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2006, 09:40:50 AM »
" But then, Jay is no average Mr. Olympia."

I'm sorry Jayfans, but Cutler is the definition of average as far as Mr O's go.  He won a great title and all, but in order to be above average, we'd have to rank at least 6 Mr O's below him.  Kinda hard to do.
He is one of the worst...only behind....Franco and Chris Gayerson
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Re: Cutler owes it all to muscletech!!
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2006, 09:43:39 AM »
Enter body88 posting his patented Cutler pics in 5....4....3....


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Re: Cutler owes it all to muscletech!!
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2006, 10:12:38 AM »
"spartan-like diet"   ????

Maybe i'm not hip but that is a new one for me...

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Re: Cutler owes it all to muscletech!!
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2006, 12:15:56 PM »
" But then, Jay is no average Mr. Olympia."

I'm sorry Jayfans, but Cutler is the definition of average as far as Mr O's go.  He won a great title and all, but in order to be above average, we'd have to rank at least 6 Mr O's below him.  Kinda hard to do.
If Weider and Co. want to keep BBing fans they will put an end to this dynasty crap and start awarding the O to the person who deserves it - so I think Jay might be a one hit wonder. Also it looks like he said "on" for the duration of 06 - we didn't any of those incredible shrinking man pics like we did of Coleman, Ruhl, and Gunther IF that was the case he might have some troubles in the future.
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Re: Cutler owes it all to muscletech!!
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2006, 12:39:48 PM »
With a physique that could only be described as "perfect", Jay stormed the Olympia stage and laid waste to all those who stood in his path. With the perfect blend of size, symmetry, proportion and muscularity...

Dear sweet Jesus, I almost pissed myself reading that. Perfect? Laid waste? Proportion? Well, now that we've all had a good laugh, let's go back to a little place I like to call, Reality.

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Re: Cutler owes it all to muscletech!!
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2006, 01:58:11 PM »
History has been made! In arguably the most competitive Mr. Olympia contest to date, a new Mr. Olympia was crowned.

it wasnt competitive.

jay beat ronnie 22-38.  easy victory for jay.

in 98, ronnie beat flex  by 2 points.  that's competitive. 
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Re: Cutler owes it all to muscletech!!
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2006, 01:59:38 PM »
in clinical tests it was proved that jay is 917 percent more effective than ronnie as mr olympia
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Re: Cutler owes it all to muscletech!!
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2006, 02:01:32 PM »
"spartan-like diet"   ????

Maybe i'm not hip but that is a new one for me...
I was kind of wondering about that myself.

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Re: Cutler owes it all to muscletech!!
« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2006, 02:03:41 PM »
Enter body88 posting his patented Cutler pics in 5....4....3....


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Who me   ??? 8)

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Re: Cutler owes it all to muscletech!!
« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2006, 02:46:27 PM »
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But then, Jay is no average Mr. Olympia.

ha ha ha, right he's below avg. ;D

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Re: Cutler owes it all to muscletech!!
« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2006, 02:52:56 PM »
If Weider and Co. want to keep BBing fans they will put an end to this dynasty crap and start awarding the O to the person who deserves it - so I think Jay might be a one hit wonder. Also it looks like he said "on" for the duration of 06 - we didn't any of those incredible shrinking man pics like we did of Coleman, Ruhl, and Gunther IF that was the case he might have some troubles in the future.

two good points!

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Re: Cutler owes it all to muscletech!!
« Reply #15 on: October 20, 2006, 02:56:28 PM »
Cutler is the poor man's dorian yates.

To sum it up cutler is the worst mr.o ever.

The title is in the toilet.

Thanks gutler.

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Re: Cutler owes it all to muscletech!!
« Reply #16 on: October 20, 2006, 03:00:37 PM »
Cutler is the poor man's dorian yates.

To sum it up cutler is the worst mr.o ever.

The title is in the toilet.

Thanks gutler.


Did someone say gut ???

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Re: Cutler owes it all to muscletech!!
« Reply #17 on: October 20, 2006, 03:03:05 PM »
I wonder if gutler rents his waist to the bowling alley.

It's that wide.

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Re: Cutler owes it all to muscletech!!
« Reply #18 on: October 20, 2006, 03:04:00 PM »
I wonder if gutler rents his waist to the bowling alley.

It's that wide.


Did someone say wide waist?

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Re: Cutler owes it all to muscletech!!
« Reply #19 on: October 20, 2006, 03:12:35 PM »
That's a big gut, not a wide waist. A 747 could land on jay's waist and still have room to spare for the continent of africa. Jay's 33 and has the muscle maturity of a prepubescent little girl. Pathetic.

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« Reply #20 on: October 20, 2006, 03:15:00 PM »
That's a big gut, not a wide waist. A 747 could land on jay's waist and still have room to spare for the continent of africa. Jay's 33 and has the muscle maturity of a prepubescent little girl. Pathetic.

Oh please ::)   Just another hater making a gimmick beacuse they dont have the sack to post it under there real handle.... 

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Re: Cutler owes it all to muscletech!!
« Reply #21 on: October 20, 2006, 03:19:42 PM »
Oh please ::)   Just another hater making a gimmick beacuse they dont have the sack to post it under there real handle.... 

Good god, that lower back probably has hidden treasure chests in there. I wonder if he works on getting more wrinkly year after year. In the world of bodybuilding wrinkles on a 33 year old man have no place. Masters competitors have less wrinkles on their back than this guy. So pitiful.

The IFBB disrespected every Mr.O winner by inviting this guy into their circle of winners. And to top it off his left bicep is oozing with synthol. Disgusting.Sad sad day in bodybuilding. How can the IFBB recover from such a blunder.

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Re: Cutler owes it all to muscletech!!
« Reply #22 on: October 20, 2006, 03:21:03 PM »
Good god, that lower back probably has hidden treasure chests in there. I wonder if he works on getting more wrinkly year after year. In the world of bodybuilding wrinkles on a 33 year old man have no place. Masters competitors have less wrinkles on their back than this guy. So pitiful.

The IFBB disrespected every Mr.O winner by inviting this guy into their circle of winners. Sad sad day in bodybuilding. How can the IFBB recover from such a blunder.


They where letting this guy win for 8 years.

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Re: Cutler owes it all to muscletech!!
« Reply #23 on: October 20, 2006, 03:23:43 PM »
They where letting this guy win for 8 years.

you compare pics of Jay flexing to Ronnie standing relaxed, nice! ::)

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Re: Cutler owes it all to muscletech!!
« Reply #24 on: October 20, 2006, 03:26:48 PM »

They where letting this guy win for 8 years.

With good reason. All you have is a gut pic of ronnie. Let's look at jay's flaws.

1. Wide waist
2. Wrinkly back
3. H taper (ultimate block physique)
4. Non-existant vascularity
5. Burnt baby diaper full of shit glutes
6. Synthol in his left bicep
7. Poor bicep/tricep separation
8. Chin olympic swimmers could dive off of
9. Assymetrical abs which are falling at an alarming rate
10. Soft chest, and soft looking overall
11. The personality of lint
12. Longest torso ever
13. Poor back detail
14. The list goes on and on