Well the price for his movie rights just went through the roof. Also others are correct here, Kelly should just get her own mouthpiece and say "Craig who?"
Suicide watch? Are there posing mirrors in that cell? If so he could occupy himself for hours, throw a posing suit in there, and he would be asking for suppliments.
What an incredibly stupid person. For him to try to pull that off speaks volumes about him as a human being, if he actually is one.