with a newspaper doing editing. i was looking all daper and had on a really fruity tie to make me look all metero. the guy interviewing me happens to be a full on out of the closet gay guy. needless to say, the interview went well

when i got back i told my gf that it went well and i joked that it was because i had on a fruity tie and the guy was gay, and she said "no its more likely cause your fly is undone"
not sure if i want the job anymore
