Author Topic: Quotes that inspire You (Read 6201 times)

bigandbrolic · « **on:** October 24, 2006, 12:24:33 AM »

here are some i've heard:

"you don't realize you need God until you realize God is all you have"

"God has to break you in order to make you"

"Don't tell God how great your storm is, tell the storm how great your God is"

Cavalier22 · « **Reply #1 on:** October 24, 2006, 11:48:17 AM »

"I hope life is not a big joke. Because I don't get it"

Clubber Lang · « **Reply #2 on:** November 04, 2006, 06:00:21 PM »

Quote

Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!

this to me is beautiful

Cavalier22 · « **Reply #3 on:** November 10, 2006, 08:49:52 AM »

wehre is that quote from, clubber

Bigger Business · « **Reply #4 on:** November 11, 2006, 07:14:29 AM »

"get up and fucking make something of yourself useless prick!"

my mum told me that when i was 15

so I did

I rarely speak with her now

Purge_WTF · « **Reply #5 on:** November 11, 2006, 07:44:39 AM »

Quote from: Bigger Business on November 11, 2006, 07:14:29 AM

"get up and fucking make something of yourself useless prick!"

my mum told me that when i was 15

so I did

I rarely speak with her now

LOL!

"He who oppresses the poor shows contempt for his Maker, But he who is kind to the needy honors him." Proverbs 14:31

Clubber Lang · « **Reply #6 on:** November 11, 2006, 09:09:20 AM »

thats retarded, if god didnt want them to be poor he would have given them money

Bigger Business · « **Reply #7 on:** November 11, 2006, 09:17:41 AM »

Quote from: Clubber Lang on November 11, 2006, 09:09:20 AM

thats retarded, if god didnt want them to be poor he would have given them money

i hope you rinsed the tub mr bubble

Clubber Lang · « **Reply #8 on:** November 11, 2006, 09:26:08 AM »

tonite i plan on making my return to teh anus

i feel the jesus board is the place to break this news!

Bigger Business · « **Reply #9 on:** November 11, 2006, 09:29:59 AM »

Quote from: Clubber Lang on November 11, 2006, 09:26:08 AM

tonite i plan on making my return to teh anus

i feel the jesus board is the place to break this news!

jesus had a tight dirty anus

Clubber Lang · « **Reply #10 on:** November 11, 2006, 09:34:05 AM »

id make teh 8 come out his side!

Bigger Business · « **Reply #11 on:** November 11, 2006, 09:36:12 AM »

THE SIDE OF HIS ASS!

Clubber Lang · « **Reply #12 on:** November 11, 2006, 09:40:24 AM »

THE ASS DONT RAG

Bigger Business · « **Reply #13 on:** November 11, 2006, 09:44:07 AM »

even jesus would need a kleenex after teh 8?

Clubber Lang · « **Reply #14 on:** November 11, 2006, 09:46:17 AM »

id toss it too him so hard his mother would loose her virginity

Bigger Business · « **Reply #15 on:** November 11, 2006, 09:50:40 AM »

marys hole is my goal

Clubber Lang · « **Reply #16 on:** November 11, 2006, 09:51:18 AM »

theres something about mary's hole

Bigger Business · « **Reply #17 on:** November 11, 2006, 09:53:02 AM »

inny or outty?

danielson · « **Reply #18 on:** November 11, 2006, 10:01:35 AM »

We decided to not take airplane should the Jews repeat their attack of 9/11. -Borat

Debussey · « **Reply #19 on:** November 11, 2006, 10:16:42 AM »

"Flower and Slippy love it up the ass." Debussey 2006

RAMPAGE23 · « **Reply #20 on:** November 17, 2006, 10:45:24 PM »

As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another.

Weez · « **Reply #21 on:** November 19, 2006, 12:40:34 AM »

Jesus wept.

DK II · « **Reply #22 on:** November 19, 2006, 03:53:10 AM »

Quote from: bigandbrolic on October 24, 2006, 12:24:33 AM

here are some i've heard:

"you don't realize you need God until you realize God is all you have"

"God has to break you in order to make you"

"Don't tell God how great your storm is, tell the storm how great your God is"

Typical chiristian self hating bullshit.

god is all and mankind are just stupid sinners. lmao.

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