Author Topic: Who's the biggest redneck in the UFC? (Read 4359 times)

bigbalddaddy · « **on:** October 24, 2006, 02:19:10 PM »

Hands down Tim Silvia! That fool wears his damn heavyweight belt every where he goes, even to take a shit probably. Only a true redneck will walk around like a WWF champ with a belt around his waist...

Fury · « **Reply #1 on:** October 24, 2006, 02:46:23 PM »

I was thinking of him before I even opened this thread. I can't stand the guy. I heard Earl1972 has a gigantic lifesize poster of him above his bed that he jerks off to every night with his Levrone teddy bear.

danielson · « **Reply #2 on:** October 24, 2006, 02:56:00 PM »

Remember when Ed Herman announced to the crowd at the TUF finale that his parents were getting married? Then they panned to his parents and they looked straight out of the trailer park.

torquemada · « **Reply #3 on:** October 24, 2006, 03:02:41 PM »

Exhibit A , Your Honor...

*ChuteBoxe* · « **Reply #4 on:** October 24, 2006, 04:46:41 PM »

Matt Hughes is the biggest redneck hands down, he grew up on a farm and still works on that farm to this day, plus he used to have a mullet.

bigbalddaddy · « **Reply #5 on:** October 24, 2006, 05:04:31 PM »

Quote from: torquemada on October 24, 2006, 03:02:41 PM

Exhibit A , Your Honor...

OMG!!!!! ahahahahahh...I just pissed myself

americanbulldog · « **Reply #6 on:** October 24, 2006, 06:49:29 PM »

Quote from: *ChuteBoxe* on October 24, 2006, 04:46:41 PM

Matt Hughes is the biggest redneck hands down, he grew up on a farm and still works on that farm to this day, plus he used to have a mullet.

Love the pic of he and Mark with the twin mullets.

wells31 · « **Reply #7 on:** October 24, 2006, 09:50:10 PM »

Tim cracks me up! Everybody knows he is the UFC heavyweight champ. "But hey, look at me, I have the belt to prove it, so I wear it everywhere I go!"

SinCitysmallGUY · « **Reply #8 on:** October 24, 2006, 09:50:10 PM »

Quote from: americanbulldog on October 24, 2006, 06:49:29 PM

Love the pic of he and Mark with the twin mullets.

Can you find that picture

SinCitysmallGUY · « **Reply #9 on:** October 24, 2006, 09:51:28 PM »

Quote from: torquemada on October 24, 2006, 03:02:41 PM

Exhibit A , Your Honor...

Who in the fuk took this picture and why is the big awkwad kneed monster wearing his belt and holding a gun..... MY LAST QUESTION IS HE IN A MOBILE HOME...... wait they call them manufactured to look classy RIGHT?

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bigbalddaddy · « **Reply #10 on:** October 25, 2006, 06:49:26 AM »

Quote from: SinCitysmallGUY on October 24, 2006, 09:51:28 PM

Who in the f**k took this picture and why is the big awkwad kneed monster wearing his belt and holding a gun..... MY LAST QUESTION IS HE IN A MOBILE HOME...... wait they call them manufactured to look classy RIGHT??

ahahahahahha...that looks just like the classic "manufactured" home!!! But I bet this one is "high" tech with a basement!!! Ooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nhwood · « **Reply #11 on:** October 25, 2006, 07:04:18 AM »

The wood paneling and the hand gun mounted to the wall is a dead give away of a true redneck. I bet there is a frig and car on blocks in the front yard!!

BTW that gun looks like my kids airsoft gun. But I'm no expert.

Migs · « **Reply #12 on:** October 25, 2006, 08:28:33 AM »

Quote from: torquemada on October 24, 2006, 03:02:41 PM

Exhibit A , Your Honor...

Buwahahaahaha..And here is the winner

EmilyM · « **Reply #13 on:** October 25, 2006, 09:20:40 AM »

I remember Tito used to wear his belt around backwards...I guess backwards makes it cool

Thin Lizzy · « **Reply #14 on:** October 25, 2006, 11:23:22 AM »

Quote from: wells31 on October 24, 2006, 09:50:10 PM

Tim cracks me up! Everybody knows he is the UFC heavyweight champ. "But hey, look at me, I have the belt to prove it, so I wear it everywhere I go!"

I went to the first IFL event in Atlantic City. Tim was there supporting the Miletech team. He wore the belt the whole night.

danielson · « **Reply #15 on:** October 25, 2006, 11:25:17 AM »

Quote from: EmilyM on October 25, 2006, 09:20:40 AM

I remember Tito used to wear his belt around backwards...I guess backwards makes it cool

Remember these guys?

benchmstr · « **Reply #16 on:** October 25, 2006, 11:25:34 AM »

Quote from: nhwood on October 25, 2006, 07:04:18 AM

The wood paneling and the hand gun mounted to the wall is a dead give away of a true redneck. I bet there is a frig and car on blocks in the front yard!!

BTW that gun looks like my kids airsoft gun. But I'm no expert.

no its real i use on for work so i can tell the difference, look to the left there is a case of bullets for it,whats really sad notice the handle to a reloading machine on the far right .i think that is nothing but a trailer to keep guns in most rednecks/whitetrash always have 1 per family

SinCitysmallGUY · « **Reply #17 on:** October 25, 2006, 03:30:50 PM »

All i wanna know is who the fuk sold taht big ugly bastard a m-16 a2.... worthless bastard.... You might be a redneck if you own so many guns that you have some framed and hung on your wall!!!!!!

benchmstr · « **Reply #18 on:** October 25, 2006, 03:42:54 PM »

Quote from: SinCitysmallGUY on October 25, 2006, 03:30:50 PM

All i wanna know is who the f**k sold taht big ugly bastard a m-16 a2.... worthless bastard.... You might be a redneck if you own so many guns that you have some framed and hung on your wall!!!!!!

actually its a m4 armalite paratrooper without a teloscopic stock(cheap bastard)i just spent $2000 buying a new one for work that can transform into a baywolf(semi auto buffalo rifle)playtime is over

SinCitysmallGUY · « **Reply #19 on:** October 25, 2006, 03:47:59 PM »

Quote from: benchmstr on October 25, 2006, 03:42:54 PM

actually its a m4 armalite paratrooper without a teloscopic stock(cheap bastard)i just spent $2000 buying a new one for work that can transform into a baywolf(semi auto buffalo rifle)playtime is over

You work for the army, cause you might just be right. i just figure as big as doffus tim s that a m16 would look like a m-16 in his big retarded hands...... Yeah we had the m4 carbines for my MOS as our primary rifle.... real sweet ass gun..... i want an old M-16 a1 with the option to empty the whole clip just for collectors sake...

benchmstr · « **Reply #20 on:** October 25, 2006, 04:18:15 PM »

Quote from: SinCitysmallGUY on October 25, 2006, 03:47:59 PM

You work for the army, cause you might just be right. i just figure as big as doffus tim s that a m16 would look like a m-16 in his big retarded hands...... Yeah we had the m4 carbines for my MOS as our primary rifle.... real sweet ass gun..... i want an old M-16 a1 with the option to empty the whole clip just for collectors sake...

no i am with the N.E.T (narcotics entry team) similar to swat but without all the bullshit media coverage,i am about to transfer to houston or galveston county swat team though,the goverment job is starting to piss me off

SinCitysmallGUY · « **Reply #21 on:** October 25, 2006, 05:12:04 PM »

That's a pretty sweet ass job im sure. Every door you bust thru has to be a huge adrenaline rush... Yeah when i get back to idaho, i am gonna try to get on sometype of swat or drug task force.... i miss haven a semi auto rifle and the chance to ruff up the scum of the street..... well shit good luck getting off that gov' job......

Voice of Doom · « **Reply #22 on:** October 25, 2006, 08:06:55 PM »

I wonder if he wears it to the strip club or to go shopping....

At least in the running should be Forrest Griffith (who I like). I think the boy is from Macon Georgia right?

--phoenix-- · « **Reply #23 on:** October 26, 2006, 07:46:45 AM »

Quote from: *ChuteBoxe* on October 24, 2006, 04:46:41 PM

Matt Hughes is the biggest redneck hands down, he grew up on a farm and still works on that farm to this day, plus he used to have a mullet.

i agree, Matt Hughes is the ultimate redneck lol.
good fighter though

torquemada · « **Reply #24 on:** October 27, 2006, 03:06:35 PM »