Nasser El Sonbaty - Nasser Nights and More Stories

[bigbobs]

Groink posted on Alex's forum, "I'd like to meet nasser...seems like an interesting guy.  But it wouldn't turn me into a ball-licking zealot that posts love poems about him. you guys are fucking ridiculous."

I just got got off the phone with Nasser (and I'm not joking), told him about this post and he wanted me to post his message on broskies and GB, "I have absolutely no interest in meeting Groink at all.  Why does he even think that I'd want to meet him?  Sure I'll meet Alex23 but not Groink as I do not wish to meet delusional people.  If my TV needed repairing I might call him but even still I would prefer someone from San Diego as it is more nearby and I would not have to act as a social worker with a local TV repairman as I would with someone delusional like Groink." 

Those are his words Groink, dont hate the messenger!

[calfzilla]

Would Nasser like to meet calfzilla? 

[LatsMcGee]

I just got got off the bone with Nasser (and I'm not joking),

 

[Azn Muscle]

Nasser owning the pumpkinheads once again!

I can't wait to see all the meltdowns that are sure to ensue after the beautiful man with glasses' message!

[Sherief Shalaby]

Groink posted on Alex's forum, "I'd like to meet nasser...seems like an interesting guy.  But it wouldn't turn me into a ball-licking zealot that posts love poems about him. you guys are fucking ridiculous."

I just got got off the phone with Nasser (and I'm not joking), told him about this post and he wanted me to post his message on ilovespam and GB, "I have absolutely no interest in meeting Groink at all.  Why does he even think that I'd want to meet him?  Sure I'll meet Alex23 but not Groink as I do not wish to meet delusional people.  If my TV needed repairing I might call him but even still I would prefer someone from San Diego as it is more nearby and I would not have to act as a social worker with a local TV repairman as I would with someone delusional like Groink." 

Those are his words Groink, dont hate the messenger!

All Hail to the Wizard

All hail to the Wizard of Truth
The uncrowned Mr. Olympia 3X at least
Now and like in his youth
He is still 300 pounds with abs beast

And away from the gym
He is a pussy magnet and also asses
Women call him
The beautiful man with glasses

Intelligent beyond belief
Has masters and speaks 7 languages
Something in brief
Never happened in all bodybuilding ages

Rich and doesn't have to find a job
With a beautful house and many fancy cars
Has great fans like Panda and Bob
And many others more than movie stars

The wizard is living the dream
After he has reached the top of the world
Long live Nasser's GetBig Team
And to the hell goes any pumpkin head

Go Nasser go..
And before I forget "no homo" 

[MORTALCOIL]

All Hail to the Wizard

All hail to the Wizard of Truth
The uncrowned Mr. Olympia 3X at least
Now and like in his youth
He is still 300 pounds with abs beast

And away from the gym
He is a pussy magnet and also asses
Women call him
The beautiful man with glasses

Intelligent beyond belief
Has masters and speaks 7 languages
Something in brief
Never happened in all bodybuilding ages

Rich and doesn't have to find a job
With a beautful house and many fancy cars
Has great fans like Panda and Bob
And many others more than movie stars

The wizard is living the dream
After he has reached the top of the world
Long live Nasser's GetBig Team
And to the hell goes any pumpkin head

Go Nasser go..
And before I forget "no homo" 

You can do better than spamming, Sherief.

[Sherief Shalaby]

You can do better than spamming, Sherief.

seriously have you liked my poem (as a funny piece) or you see it silly?

[MORTALCOIL]

Though it was boring to be frank. This whole pissing contest between Bobs and Groink or Groink vs Nasser is quite boring also. You guys should really get rid of gimmicks such as JTSunami, The Swami, AZN Muscle or Sharma's propaganda, it puts guys like you or Bobs in the same league. The Houston thread is a good one. Pics, comparison, training advices, etc....That's the interesting part.

[Sherief Shalaby]

Though it was boring to be frank. This whole pissing contest between Bobs and Groink or Groink vs Nasser is quite boring also. You guys should really get rid of gimmicks such as JTSunami, The Swami, AZN Muscle or Sharma's propaganda, it puts guys like you or Bobs in the same league. The Houston thread is a good one. Pics, comparison, training advices, etc....That's the interesting part.

seriously why did you post a lot in regards to the BORING nasser vs. gronk or gronk vs. bobs?.. you could just ignore them!!..

you really seem to be a good guy and as you know we all come here to have some fun, may be what i see funny you dont so let everyone enjoy himself as he wants and just ignore others whom he sees boring or stupid!!.. i really do this and i never dig my dick in any thread i dont like, i only post when i feel i like to do it or when i have something to say!!..

[MORTALCOIL]

I actually didn't pay that much attention but as I posted on this thread I click on it to see the evolution. I posted at a point where I thought it was interesting. The latest developments are pretty much the same as on a lot of other threads. Never mind, it's not that important is it. I'll do a little attention whoring here and post a back pic as I said I'd do last week.

[Sherief Shalaby]

I actually didn't pay that much attention but as I posted on this thread I click on it to see the evolution. I posted at a point where I thought it was interesting. The latest developments are pretty much the same as on a lot of other threads. Never mind, it's not that important is it. I'll do a little attention whoring here and post a back pic as I said I'd do last week.

you have good traps man, any pics showing them from the front?

[MORTALCOIL]

No, I only have the front shots oosted on the "Serief Pet Clone" thread (lol). You don't see them really clearly, I need to get someone to take a relax front pic. Another back shot, I'm not much of a poser. i have no idea how to hit a pose actually. Any tips from anyone?

[Sherief Shalaby]

No, I only have the front shots oosted on the "Serief Pet Clone" thread (lol). You don't see them really clearly, I need to get someone to take a relax front pic. Another back shot, I'm not much of a poser. i have no idea how to hit a pose actually. Any tips from anyone?

you have to rasie your arms up a little bit and not to narrow you upper back, it looks better when you expand it!..

[MORTALCOIL]

you have to rasie your arms up a little bit and not to narrow you upper back, it looks better when you expand it!..

Thanks. I'm "squeezing" my back here, you're right. Never thought I'd "pose", not even for a pic.

[mossel]

When is Nassers cooking oil hitting the market?

[Sherief Shalaby]

When is Nassers cooking oil hitting the market?

on the same day your mother's milk hitting it

[CalvinH]

When is Nassers cooking oil hitting the market?

Soon as he drains his delts.

[Palpatine Q]

You really think I care whether Nasser would meet me or not?

I could see where those words would break your heart Bobs.....I really don't give a fuck what Nasser thinks of me.

[MORTALCOIL]

Soon as he drains his delts.

I was waiting for someone to post that one. 

[CalvinH]

You really think I care whether Nasser would meet me or not?

I could see where those words would break your heart Bobs.....I really don't give a fuck what Nasser thinks of me.

If you ever come back to NYC I'd meet you for some weights,women,and whiskey

[tendonitis]

Groink posted on Alex's forum, "I'd like to meet nasser...seems like an interesting guy.  But it wouldn't turn me into a ball-licking zealot that posts love poems about him. you guys are fucking ridiculous."

I just got got off the phone with Nasser (and I'm not joking), told him about this post and he wanted me to post his message on ilovespam and GB, "I have absolutely no interest in meeting Groink at all.  Why does he even think that I'd want to meet him?  Sure I'll meet Alex23 but not Groink as I do not wish to meet delusional people.  If my TV needed repairing I might call him but even still I would prefer someone from San Diego as it is more nearby and I would not have to act as a social worker with a local TV repairman as I would with someone delusional like Groink." 

Those are his words Groink, dont hate the messenger!

Of course Nasser doesn't want to meet Groink.  Groink is a man, not some fanboy member of Team Brown who would give his left nut to be near a washed up, bitter, mantie selling, wife beating, synthol-filled has been bodybuilder. Nasser needs to feel superior to those around him, Groink would threaten that. Bobs, you seem like a smart guy. How can you not see how pathetic you look here?

[Palpatine Q]

Thanks Clavin.!!!
I can see it now.....

Bobs wife :  "where are we going for vacation this summer, Babar ?"

Bobs : "Nasser's house......again"

[Palpatine Q]

And BTW.....Talk about owning your minds.

You called Nasser to talk about me, and he gave you a specific response to post on the boards.

Groink = owner of Team Nasser. case closed

[TruthHurts]

Groink is the destroyed of the schmoes. I find a transcript of a recent conversation


Babar: Nasser, I must talk with you. Groink is making you look bad again on the boards

Nasser: <cough> Baber, I tell you before you son of bitch to wait until I call you collect <splutter>

Babar: I'm sorry hon, I will pay double for my next package . The dbol are already gone and I've actually damaged the membranes in my nose from sniffing that turquoise thong so hard.

Nasser: <coughs ball of phlegm>  Babar, Babar I can't breath. Anyway, we must now stragtize the best way for me to not look like I care too much what Groink says about me. I cannot meet him for my atrophied arm is no match for his. The synthol in my delts is causing me great pain, I can;t hold the phone no more.

Bobs: it's ok babe, I will deal with it and make you look good. I love you babe. I can still smell your semen inside her, makes me think of you.

Nasser: Babar, I must go now. I need my ventilator and the landlord is banging down the door. Please send money <wheezes>

Babar: Take care hon. Thinking of you. I'm wearing your workout top and snuggling up to my 10x8 of you in trunks.

Nasser: <incomprensible> <vomits lung>

[Tyr]

Of course Nasser doesn't want to meet Groink.  Groink is a man, not some fanboy member of Team Brown who would give his left nut to be near a washed up, bitter, mantie selling, wife beating, synthol-filled has been bodybuilder. Nasser needs to feel superior to those around him, Groink would threaten that. Bobs, you seem like a smart guy. How can you not see how pathetic you look here?

quoted for truth

Once again getbig sends the roaches that inhabit team nasser scurrying into darkness as the light of truth shines upon them.