All hail huge Nasser,
Whose thread on Getbig grows faster,
Than any other thread on this site,
Since fans post their praise day and night
He is 300lbs with abs, has movie star good looks,
Blueberry pancakes for him his admirer cooks
Living life to the fullest with good friends like Big Bobs,
While pumpkinheads melt with physiques of fat slobs
Intelligent beyond belief, a true academic scholar,
When out and about all the fine women holler
Who is that beautiful man with the glasses?
Every day the target of their lustful advances
The uncrowned Mr. O, some say three times at least,
Always a fan a favorite and huge muscular beast.
Now as this poem ends, and the haters will have their say,
Remember Team Nasser owns your mind here, every single day.
Team Nasser 2010