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What goes thru your mind when some random trainer
« on: October 27, 2006, 10:36:33 AM »
who doesn't look nearly as good as you tries to correct your form?  are you grateful or hateful

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Re: What goes thru your mind when some random trainer
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2006, 10:38:19 AM »
He's a member of the Velvet Mafia and is trying to get my fruit basket?
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Re: What goes thru your mind when some random trainer
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2006, 10:41:41 AM »
That happened the other day when i was doing single arm tri -pulldowns...he said to keep my arm closer to my body and I would feel it better... I turned around and saw some fat guy...I almost laughed in his face but I ignored him...Then he went on how he lost 100 lbs... like I cared, I wanted to update my "Most violent thing you ever done" thread that minute... but I didnt because I know that he'll give up and get enormous again. consequently dying before 2010. That made me happy.
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Re: What goes thru your mind when some random trainer
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2006, 10:54:53 AM »
I would ignore them but no one has ever tried to correct me....

OK i lie if one did try i would most likely say WOW REALLY THANKS FOR THE HELP GEE I HOPE ONE DAY I CAN BE AS BIG AS YOU.......

Then as long as he doesn't run into the mens room crying I'm sure his response would be..I train for tone i don't want to be big....
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Re: What goes thru your mind when some random trainer
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2006, 11:32:25 AM »
I bet the people who are dicks to those offering advice and also dicks to those asking for advice and generally just dicks in general.

Isn't odd how mechanics don't call you stupid for asking how to fix your car?  Or doctors don't call you stupid for asking how to heal something?  Seems to be a wannabe bodybuilder reaction.  Why so angry, junior?  Why does ittums wittle ego have such a big booboo?

Aren't we all so special for learning how to move an object two feet from point a to point b.

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Re: What goes thru your mind when some random trainer
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2006, 11:37:02 AM »
who doesn't look nearly as good as you tries to correct your form?  are you grateful or hateful

My solution was to buy some equipment and workout at home.

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Re: What goes thru your mind when some random trainer
« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2006, 11:41:19 AM »
  Why does ittums wittle ego have such a big booboo?



 I can almost see you pursing your lips as your typing this. ;D

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Re: What goes thru your mind when some random trainer
« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2006, 11:46:47 AM »
The next time a trainer offers some advice, before responding, imagine him in a group with the other gym employees.  You know, the hot female trainers and aerobic instructors?  Imagine a hotty points at you and asks, "Know anything about him?"  And this trainer gets to say, "He's the biggest dick in here."  Then respond.

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Re: What goes thru your mind when some random trainer
« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2006, 11:51:32 AM »
The next time a trainer offers some advice, before responding, imagine him in a group with the other gym employees.  You know, the hot female trainers and aerobic instructors?  Imagine a hotty points at you and asks, "Know anything about him?"  And this trainer gets to say, "He's the biggest dick in here."  Then respond.

gee then what would we do considering they are the last hot chicks left on the planet.And the only reason they would point you out is because they are laughing at the fact you are wearing spandex pants with leg warmers...
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Re: What goes thru your mind when some random trainer
« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2006, 11:52:59 AM »
JaeJonna,, you should keep your arm closer to your body when you do single arm triceps.

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Re: What goes thru your mind when some random trainer
« Reply #10 on: October 27, 2006, 11:54:01 AM »
The next time a trainer offers some advice, before responding, imagine him in a group with the other gym employees.  You know, the hot female trainers and aerobic instructors?  Imagine a hotty points at you and asks, "Know anything about him?"  And this trainer gets to say, "He's the biggest dick in here."  Then respond.

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Re: What goes thru your mind when some random trainer
« Reply #11 on: October 27, 2006, 11:56:56 AM »
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BOWFLEX SPANDEX MELTDOWN ...
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Re: What goes thru your mind when some random trainer
« Reply #12 on: October 27, 2006, 12:01:02 PM »
I simply say thank you and go about My workout.  Then I'll but in when He's teaching a client and correct the form.  Makes them mad as hell, but when I flash a 19"er, they usually incorporate it into their workout, acting like it was their idea all the while.  Even the clients are laughing.  Every gym's got one.  I've even had a couple jump ship and ask me to train them.  I do and the correcting has gone way down to almost never.
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Re: What goes thru your mind when some random trainer
« Reply #13 on: October 27, 2006, 12:03:24 PM »
who doesn't look nearly as good as you tries to correct your form?  are you grateful or hateful

me and others at my gym with good physique talk shit and laugh at him or her later

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Re: What goes thru your mind when some random trainer
« Reply #14 on: October 27, 2006, 12:04:41 PM »
I simply say thank you and go about My workout.  Then I'll but in when He's teaching a client and correct the form.  Makes them mad as hell, but when I flash a 19"er, they usually incorporate it into their workout, acting like it was their idea all the while.  Even the clients are laughing.  Every gym's got one.  I've even had a couple jump ship and ask me to train them.  I do and the correcting has gone way down to almost never.
do you proof read before you post ......
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Re: What goes thru your mind when some random trainer
« Reply #15 on: October 27, 2006, 12:19:10 PM »
do you proof read before you post ......

Too busy ;D
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Re: What goes thru your mind when some random trainer
« Reply #16 on: October 27, 2006, 12:20:30 PM »
It doesn't matter if your advice is good if you don't look or act the part.  

If Ronnie Coleman gave me advice I would listen, but not to some 18 year old, 150 pound, 15% bodyfat trainer.  He can go fvck himself.

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Re: What goes thru your mind when some random trainer
« Reply #17 on: October 27, 2006, 12:21:10 PM »
do you proof read before you post ......

Too busy ;D  But You get the point.  That's what matters.  Most post are written in parts.  I'm at work and only do this durning down time.  Why is it so bad?
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Re: What goes thru your mind when some random trainer
« Reply #18 on: October 27, 2006, 12:22:33 PM »
I tell him, "wow, you have some awesome advice.  You could be making a klling with an online training members area and a nice website to promote your training skills.  Here's my card.  Hey, can you show me how to use that stability ball?   most people on the internet don't have a clue...

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Re: What goes thru your mind when some random trainer
« Reply #19 on: October 27, 2006, 11:33:24 PM »
If those skinny little nerd trainiers are still approaching you trying to comment on your form, then you must look like a pussy.
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