Here's a sample of Fruitcakes give-and-take from another site a few minutes ago;

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tommywishbone wrote: Respectfully... Fruitcake, you look like absolutely nothing. Please shut down your website, lose the cheap jewelry, quit going to the tanning club, and just join a gym and lift weights for a few years.
On a positive note, your websites motto... "Do you have your tickets to the gun show?" made me laugh so hard, I peed my pants and spit diet coke all over the keyboard.
Billy Buns responded:LAUGH NOW! CRY LATER!
We both know that in person, you would revert your eyes away from me, so don't even act tough here. AND I WOULD CRUSH YOUR WISHBONE IN THE GYM, TOMMY. EVERY BONE IN YOUR LITTLE BODY!