Ive gotten too close to my rub and tug girl

[Bigger Business]

so i see this awesome 'massage therapist' who also happens to do that 'lil bit extra' (bless her)

anywayz...weve been chatting a bit too much lately and when it comes time for the happy ending, its kinda become weird.

Its hard to find a woman willing to go the extra mile thats actually any good at massage

advices?

[Clubber Lang]

this should really be pinned, i think its something weve all been through

[240 is Back]

jpegs, please.

[Diesel1]

"gotten"  

yeah just fuck a prostitute. you don't really have to talk to them bar haggling the price.

[Clubber Lang]

i once had a working girl ask if she could play with my nipples.

i told her it would be a good idea if she didnt speak anymore. seriously.

[Bigger Business]

youre my mate and i love ya diesel

but gotten is australian for 'gotten'

ps i dont need the calorie expenditure associated with hookers

i once had a working girl ask if she could play with my nipples.

i told her it would be a good idea if she didnt speak anymore. seriously.

I should have posted this last week

thats gold