Author Topic: Breaking news for BillyGuns fans (Read 19865 times)

BillyGuns · « **Reply #50 on:** October 29, 2006, 05:12:10 PM »

Quote from: danielson on October 29, 2006, 05:06:29 PM

Since you are Billy, do I have your permission to call you tomorrow and find out why you deleted your MD account?

Don't call before noon, My mom works night shift.

240 is Back · « **Reply #51 on:** October 29, 2006, 05:13:40 PM »

Quote from: BillyGuns on October 29, 2006, 05:12:10 PM

Don't call before noon, My mom works night shift.

corinth · « **Reply #52 on:** October 29, 2006, 05:13:48 PM »

Quote from: BillyGuns on October 29, 2006, 05:12:10 PM

Don't call before noon, My mom works night shift.

Your mom is the hooker in that pic on your now defunct website right? Could I get her number too? I'm having a bachelor party for a friend of mine and that number could come in handy.

BillyGuns · « **Reply #53 on:** October 29, 2006, 05:14:38 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on October 29, 2006, 05:13:40 PM

low blow,dude.

240 is Back · « **Reply #54 on:** October 29, 2006, 05:15:21 PM »

Quote from: BillyGuns on October 29, 2006, 05:14:38 PM

low blow,dude.

low prices too.

BillyGuns · « **Reply #55 on:** October 29, 2006, 05:16:08 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on October 29, 2006, 05:15:21 PM

low prices too.

even the supermarket marks down the price on the meat that has been around awhile. $:-\$

p.s. my father's name is John.

gordiano · « **Reply #56 on:** October 29, 2006, 05:18:08 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on October 29, 2006, 05:13:40 PM

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

danielson · « **Reply #57 on:** October 29, 2006, 05:18:22 PM »

Does anyone want me to call Billy tomorrow or not? I need his number if someone still has it.

BillyGuns · « **Reply #58 on:** October 29, 2006, 05:19:00 PM »

Quote from: gordiano on October 29, 2006, 05:18:08 PM

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you would hit it and you know it!!

240 is Back · « **Reply #59 on:** October 29, 2006, 05:23:12 PM »

LOL Billy, why did you go to your ISP and change all your WHOIS information?

BillyGuns · « **Reply #60 on:** October 29, 2006, 05:24:17 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on October 29, 2006, 05:23:12 PM

LOL Billy, why did you go to your ISP and change all your WHOIS information?

WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WHOIS? I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GOT THAT INFO.

gordiano · « **Reply #61 on:** October 29, 2006, 05:25:10 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on October 29, 2006, 05:10:53 PM

I could see him walking into the web dept on monday and asking them to trace rude emails he got. They would be printing them and passing them all over the place.

Also noteworthy is just how incredible it is, that a 26-year old kid with an MCP, terrible spelling, and a new entrant to the IT field is earning $100k as a "computer operator".

I'm sure once he 'federallly tracks" these haters who "violated federal law" by posting his WHOIS information, they're going to be "seriously tuned up" by pissed off NYPD detectives.

I find it amusing that some dude who's Microsoft Certified, which means basically, he can set up my E-mail, makes such outlandish claims (income, knowledge, connections, et cetera).

danielson · « **Reply #62 on:** October 29, 2006, 05:26:13 PM »

Quote from: gordiano on October 29, 2006, 05:25:10 PM

I find it amusing that some dude who's Microsoft Certified, which means basically, he can set up my E-mail, makes such outlandish claims (income, knowledge, connections, et cetera).

By et cetera, do you mean having GUNS?

gordiano · « **Reply #63 on:** October 29, 2006, 05:26:57 PM »

Quote from: danielson on October 29, 2006, 05:26:13 PM

By et cetera, do you mean having GUNS?

Right. I didn't even touch on his amazing v-taper and his massive arms........

corinth · « **Reply #64 on:** October 29, 2006, 05:27:33 PM »

Quote from: danielson on October 29, 2006, 05:26:13 PM

By et cetera, do you mean having GUNS?

FatBilly is Microsoft Certified but I wonder if he has a license to carry around those 13 inch guns?

BillyGuns · « **Reply #65 on:** October 29, 2006, 05:28:53 PM »

Quote from: corinth on October 29, 2006, 05:27:33 PM

FatBilly is Microsoft Certified but I wonder if he has a license to carry around those 13 inch guns?

TRY 16 AND A HALF, KID.

Darth Muscle · « **Reply #66 on:** October 29, 2006, 05:31:57 PM »

Quote from: BillyGuns on October 29, 2006, 05:28:53 PM

TRY 16 AND A HALF, KID.

That's a joke right? Tell me that's a joke.

SWOLETRAIN · « **Reply #67 on:** October 29, 2006, 05:32:15 PM »

Billy Guns is an outlandish homo who should have never went as far as making a website dedicated to how good he is at bodybuilding. Billy, start with 30 min cardio sessions early in the morning on an empty stomach, or perhaps some clen. Your not tight! Get real bro.......

BillyGuns · « **Reply #68 on:** October 29, 2006, 05:33:59 PM »

Quote from: Darth Muscle on October 29, 2006, 05:31:57 PM

That's a joke right? Tell me that's a joke.

No joke. Should hit 18 inches by xmas if things go as planned.

Fury · « **Reply #69 on:** October 29, 2006, 05:34:28 PM »

Breaking News!!!!!!!!!!

BillyGuns has signed a sponsorship deal with Calibre Fitness Products!!!!!!! Billy, along with one Venom Vince Versace are teaming up to take the bodybuilding world by storm. Upon being interviewed, Mr. Goodbum is quoted as saying "We expect Billy to win the Mr. O no later than '09. Things are looking good for our extraordinary products!" I know I'm pumped about this partnership!

240 is Back · « **Reply #70 on:** October 29, 2006, 05:34:56 PM »

Quote from: gordiano on October 29, 2006, 05:25:10 PM

I find it amusing that some dude who's Microsoft Certified, which means basically, he can set up my E-mail, makes such outlandish claims (income, knowledge, connections, et cetera).

Actually, technically, with an MCP he can't even do outlook/exchange server yet, so he prob cannot set up your email.

He can tell you the 7 layers of the OSI model, he can pick out ethernet types from 4 choices. He can tell you the 4 steps to remote access and VT, and he can do some minor troubleshooting when your computer cannot see other computers on a network. Simple TCP stuff. Kids take this in 11th grade now.

With no experience and an MCP he will be VERY lucky to earn $15 an hour in NY.

He would have to make $50 an hour to make $100k a year.

Plus he would have so much honor and responsibility at work that he wouldn't hassle the IT guys to trace IPs for people who sent him mean emails. He'd be among the top earners in his firm and would act accordingly.

corinth · « **Reply #71 on:** October 29, 2006, 05:35:18 PM »

Quote from: BillyGuns on October 29, 2006, 05:28:53 PM

TRY 16 AND A HALF, KID.

HAHA Fat Billy if those sticks you call arms are 16.5 I'll buy a hundered tickets to the gun show....hell I'll buy a thousand!!!

You need to track down the dealer who scammed you out of your money and ask him if he has anything to help you lose about 60 pounds of fat.

Darth Muscle · « **Reply #72 on:** October 29, 2006, 05:35:58 PM »

Quote from: BillyGuns on October 29, 2006, 05:33:59 PM

No joke. Should hit 18 inches by xmas if things go as planned.

Is that with 5W30 or 10W30?

gordiano · « **Reply #73 on:** October 29, 2006, 05:38:16 PM »

Quote from: corinth on October 29, 2006, 05:35:18 PM

You need to track down the dealer who scammed you out of your money and ask him if he has anything to help you loose about 60 pounds of fat.

Who me?

gtbro1 · « **Reply #74 on:** October 29, 2006, 05:43:01 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on October 29, 2006, 05:34:56 PM

Actually, technically, with an MCP he can't even do outlook/exchange server yet, so he prob cannot set up your email.

He can tell you the 7 layers of the OSI model, he can pick out ethernet types from 4 choices. He can tell you the 4 steps to remote access and VT, and he can do some minor troubleshooting when your computer cannot see other computers on a network. Simple TCP stuff. Kids take this in 11th grade now.

With no experience and an MCP he will be VERY lucky to earn $15 an hour in NY.

He would have to make $50 an hour to make $100k a year.

Plus he would have so much honor and responsibility at work that he wouldn't hassle the IT guys to trace IPs for people who sent him mean emails. He'd be among the top earners in his firm and would act accordingly.

ya never know,Billy may only make 15 bucks an hour but he might be working 128 hours a week. hahahaha