Here are some good warnings you are an alkie
- When you have a flask (beverage of choice inside) with you 24/7-365 days a week.
- When you ride around with an ice cooler in your front seat with the seat belt on it.
- When your name and the phrase "that dude/chick STAYS faded" is used in the same sentence.
- When you have "I'm busy getting my drink on right now, please call back later!" on your vmail.
- When you have a bar at home with ZERO alcohol available.
