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« Reply #50 on: November 07, 2006, 01:19:53 PM » |
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hahaha....it depends. do you enjoy japanese porn?
eww no... edited  oh good lord...you'd think everyone here is 12 or has a bad case of low self esteem .. |
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« Reply #51 on: November 11, 2006, 08:57:25 PM » |
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And just to be more clear Toxy, you would poop in the regular toilet first and wipe yourself there.....then you "wash" yourself w/the bidet. I only used it for #1 though  It's also great for rinsing & grooming certain parts. ahem ...although you gotta be careful of hair clogs. |
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« Reply #52 on: November 12, 2006, 06:26:18 AM » |
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It's also great for rinsing & grooming certain parts. ahem ...although you gotta be careful of hair clogs.  the Buckwheat in a leg lock look doesn't work for me. Please trim the hedges lol  |
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« Reply #53 on: November 12, 2006, 09:40:26 AM » |
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is it ok to poop in your bathroom on a first date or should we just wait till we say good bye and make a mad dash for the closest mc donalds? as much as most men here will pooh and pah this one...they WILL read this thread with zeal and looking for enlightment. .....and yeah....its disturbing in here....  Junaid, I think in any relationship you need to keep it real. If you have to use her bathroom, ask her to use the bathroom. If she says no or is reluctant, then she's probably not going to be the type of woman you want anyway. It's a bit pretentious to expect someone to hold it during a date. I went on a trip up north with my girlfriend and her parents and when we stopped in certain remote areas of wilderness, I wouldn't hesistate to piss and I didn't care whether her parents knew it or not. Her father wasn't so comfortable pissing in the woods, but that's his hangup. As far as dropping a load in your date's apartment, there's really no harm in it. If she's lucky, there will be a lingering reminder of your date when she gets home... DIV |
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« Reply #54 on: November 12, 2006, 01:12:44 PM » |
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Junaid, I think in any relationship you need to keep it real. If you have to use her bathroom, ask her to use the bathroom. If she says no or is reluctant, then she's probably not going to be the type of woman you want anyway. It's a bit pretentious to expect someone to hold it during a date. I went on a trip up north with my girlfriend and her parents and when we stopped in certain remote areas of wilderness, I wouldn't hesistate to piss and I didn't care whether her parents knew it or not. Her father wasn't so comfortable pissing in the woods, but that's his hangup. As far as dropping a load in your date's apartment, there's really no harm in it. If she's lucky, there will be a lingering reminder of your date when she gets home... DIV welcome back fucker! from now on i shall make it a point to poop in every girls bathroom i meet...then i shall force her to sit in there with me indian smile for 10 mins.... if she stays..she's a keeper  |
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« Reply #55 on: November 12, 2006, 06:03:36 PM » |
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welcome back fucker! from now on i shall make it a point to poop in every girls bathroom i meet...then i shall force her to sit in there with me indian smile for 10 mins.... if she stays..she's a keeper I wonder if I could do that with your sister? DIV |
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« Reply #56 on: November 12, 2006, 10:19:37 PM » |
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I wonder if I could do that with your sister? DIV ohhhh nooooo...on eid recently (eid = muslim x-mas) i farted in front of her and 2 of her friends as a joke...bitch beat me up  |
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« Reply #57 on: November 13, 2006, 08:13:17 AM » |
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dude you're huge though, how'd that happen? |
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« Reply #58 on: November 13, 2006, 11:19:46 AM » |
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dude you're huge though, how'd that happen? i weigh like 160 we'll fix that come summer... |
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« Reply #59 on: November 13, 2006, 11:33:08 AM » |
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cycle? I mena up your multi-vitamin and some GNC protein powder? lol
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« Reply #60 on: November 13, 2006, 11:52:26 AM » |
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cycle? I mena up your multi-vitamin and some GNC protein powder? lol
10 yrs ago i weighed a very sliced and diced 220....come hell or high water i'm gonna get up there again...but with more balance this time.. previously i had no arms or chest..all of it ws in my back and legs.. |
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« Reply #61 on: November 13, 2006, 11:54:45 AM » |
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wow thats a flip. Moslty its all upper body and toothpicklegs. yeah i just got some muli-vitamins and redid my diet plan
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« Reply #62 on: November 14, 2006, 07:17:52 AM » |
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wow thats a flip. Moslty its all upper body and toothpicklegs. yeah i just got some muli-vitamins and redid my diet plan
the owner of the gym ws bigtime into training legs....i ki nda fell into it like that...i used to train arms 2ice a month and do legs 3 times a week.. i could squat 405 but had problems benching 185....i kid u not..  on the flip side i could shoulderpress 185..even 225 but i could hardly bench that |
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« Reply #63 on: November 14, 2006, 02:10:51 PM » |
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10 yrs ago i weighed a very sliced and diced 220....come hell or high water i'm gonna get up there again...but with more balance this time..
previously i had no arms or chest..all of it ws in my back and legs..
There's a way to work through that. When is your next cycle? DIV |
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« Reply #64 on: November 15, 2006, 07:09:09 PM » |
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There's a way to work through that.
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i'm thinkingmarch(ish) i wanna lay a good base..yanno squat 315 for 12...before i jump into a cycle...right now 275 is a struggle.. |
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« Reply #65 on: November 17, 2006, 10:53:39 AM » |
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is it ok to poop in your bathroom on a first date or should we just wait till we say good bye and make a mad dash for the closest mc donalds? as much as most men here will pooh and pah this one...they WILL read this thread with zeal and looking for enlightment. .....and yeah....its disturbing in here.... If she takes you home on date #1 the odds are shes a raving whore or very interested in you. Either way, fu ck the bathroom, you could probably get away with a hot potato if ya wanted |
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« Reply #66 on: November 17, 2006, 10:57:14 AM » |
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If she takes you home on date #1 the odds are shes a raving whore shhh...you cant use the words 'raving whore' on this board...cause all the women pretend to be virgins on here..(except flowey..she's fucking honest and i love her for that  ) i did once and the thread got moved..and then del...(you can imply freud to that if ya want ) |
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« Reply #67 on: November 17, 2006, 11:00:19 AM » |
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Nothing wrong with being a whore, I usually fuck on the first date myself |
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« Reply #68 on: November 17, 2006, 11:03:10 AM » |
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Nothing wrong with being a whore, I usually f**k on the first date myself riiiight jimmy? |
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« Reply #69 on: November 17, 2006, 11:10:28 AM » |
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« Reply #70 on: November 17, 2006, 11:17:15 AM » |
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Pardon
ok maybe u aren;t jimmy..never mind that...anyhow...u fuck on the first date... ...tsk.. that will never have a dood call ya back...at least not a decent looking one...i'm a guy..i NEVER call back chicks that fuck me 2 soon...unless ya want not 2 be called back...which is fine then.. |
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« Reply #71 on: November 17, 2006, 05:03:24 PM » |
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Nothing wrong with being a whore, I usually f**k on the first date myself Having sex on the first date doesn't make you a whore... it makes you a slut.  ...now if ya took money for having sex on the first date, ...that would make you a whore. |
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« Reply #72 on: November 17, 2006, 07:25:09 PM » |
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ok maybe u aren;t jimmy..never mind that...anyhow...u f**k on the first date... ...tsk.. that will never have a dood call ya back...at least not a decent looking one...i'm a guy..i NEVER call back chicks that f**k me 2 soon...unless ya want not 2 be called back...which is fine then.. Where is jimmy these days? Is he lurking in the shadows or did Ronald ban him finally? I've never fucked on the first date, but I did work over a woman before......in the park, under the stars.....touched her everywhere and gave her multiple orgasms. Now that was a date. DIV |
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« Reply #73 on: November 17, 2006, 11:03:53 PM » |
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clubber = jimmy
oh i always try to do em on the first date....
if they hold me back long enough...i fall for em..
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« Reply #74 on: November 18, 2006, 04:57:46 AM » |
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that will never have a dood call ya back...at least not a decent looking one...i'm a guy..i NEVER call back chicks that f**k me 2 soon...unless ya want not 2 be called back...which is fine then..
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