It's hard to believe he's not a gimmick with quotes like these....
"As you can see, I am blessed with a great V-taper"
"I am taking it to the next level!" *Insert the horrible picture he was referring to when making this statement*
"MY DAD WOULD BEAT YOU DOWN DOG!
HE WOULD RIP YOUR HEAD OFF THEN I COULD WIPE MY ASS WITH YOUR FACE AND WE'D BOTH PISS DOWN YOUR NECK AND HIGH FIVE AS YOU WE OWNED.
DICK."
"I put my job and school to the side and i give it my all because i have the potential to make some noice in the field. Even Jumbo said I have a better start than he had. how can someone pass up that kinda chance? you know what i mean?"
"I have full thick muscle bellys and I am probably the strongest guy in my gym"
"BAIT? AM I A FISH TO YOU? AM I A JOKE TO YOU? GOD I WISH YOU WERE HERE SAYING THAT TO MY FACE. I WOULD SMASH YOUR HEAD IN, THEN BENCH PRESS 225 TIMES 30 THEN COME BACK AND BEAT YOU SOME MORE, YOU DAMN IDIOT. YOU WEEK MINDED PEOPLE ARE ALL THE SAME, I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I've had some setbacks but i'm very steady now. I move 405 flat bench for reps without too much struggle. squat 425"
"I'm gonna send a thumbs up to Palumbo as I accept my pro card"
"no i am NOT delusional""
HAHAHA
SOMEONE please tell me this is a joke...