You cats have it all wrong.  Go for the $$$
Mrs Bill Gates
Mrs Warren Buffet
Ms. Theresa Heinz Kerry
@ 300 bucks a session and they'd pay.  Plus a long term contract.
OH wait, You mean train with?  Jay, just because he's it.  Coleman and Yates because of the Ungodly weight they use.  I could use some serious pain via the pros.  Shock Therapy!