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if you had to...
« on: November 02, 2006, 11:23:58 AM »
eat human flesh, what country would they be from and why


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Re: if you had to...
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2006, 11:31:36 AM »
Brazilian.

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Re: if you had to...
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2006, 11:40:41 AM »
Dutch.  If it was good enough for Issei Sagawa... good enough for me!



Issei Sagawa served time in a French jail for the murder of the Dutch Renée Hartevelt, a classmate at the Sorbonne Academy in Paris. In 1981, Sagawa was studying avant garde literature. He invited her to dinner under the pretense of literary conversation. He shot her in the head upon her arrival, beginning to carry out his plan of eating her. She was selected because of her health and beauty, those characteristics Sagawa believed he lacked. In interviews, Sagawa describes himself as a "weak, ugly and small man" and claims that he wanted to "absorb her energy".

He fainted after the initial shot, but awoke under the realization that he must carry out his desires of eating her. He did so, beginning with her hips. In interviews, he noted his surprise at the "corn-colored" nature of human fat. For two days, Sagawa ate various parts of her body. He described the meat as "soft" and "odorless", like tuna. After two days, he dumped the mutilated body in a park, but was seen in the act. Five days later, he was arrested by the French police. However, the French psychologists found him legally insane and unfit to stand trial. Instead, he was deported back to Japan, where he was put in a mental institution. However, the deportation order did not specify how long Sagawa must remain in the institution. 15 months later, Sagawa checked himself out, and has been a free man ever since.

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Re: if you had to...
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2006, 12:12:35 PM »
i was kinda hoping youd say canadian :(

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Re: if you had to...
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2006, 12:16:24 PM »
Not Africa

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Re: if you had to...
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2006, 12:22:18 PM »
Dutch.  If it was good enough for Issei Sagawa... good enough for me!



Issei Sagawa served time in a French jail for the murder of the Dutch Renée Hartevelt, a classmate at the Sorbonne Academy in Paris. In 1981, Sagawa was studying avant garde literature. He invited her to dinner under the pretense of literary conversation. He shot her in the head upon her arrival, beginning to carry out his plan of eating her. She was selected because of her health and beauty, those characteristics Sagawa believed he lacked. In interviews, Sagawa describes himself as a "weak, ugly and small man" and claims that he wanted to "absorb her energy".

He fainted after the initial shot, but awoke under the realization that he must carry out his desires of eating her. He did so, beginning with her hips. In interviews, he noted his surprise at the "corn-colored" nature of human fat. For two days, Sagawa ate various parts of her body. He described the meat as "soft" and "odorless", like tuna. After two days, he dumped the mutilated body in a park, but was seen in the act. Five days later, he was arrested by the French police. However, the French psychologists found him legally insane and unfit to stand trial. Instead, he was deported back to Japan, where he was put in a mental institution. However, the deportation order did not specify how long Sagawa must remain in the institution. 15 months later, Sagawa checked himself out, and has been a free man ever since.


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Re: if you had to...
« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2006, 12:22:33 PM »
A while ago there was this big thing about a german cannibal. He invited a guy over, first they had sex. Afterwards he cut of his cock, which they ate togheter. Then he killed him and froze the rest which he ate later.

Personally, i'd pick russians. A stern diet of vodka and Sauerkraut does your body good!
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Re: if you had to...
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2006, 12:25:56 PM »
Brazilian = Adriana Lima.

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Re: if you had to...
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2006, 12:38:30 PM »
I hear Argentine rugby players are quite tasty.
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Re: if you had to...
« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2006, 01:10:56 PM »
Mike tyson says Afro-ears are the best!

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Re: if you had to...
« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2006, 05:07:37 PM »
Brazilian = Adriana Lima.

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Re: if you had to...
« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2006, 05:16:21 PM »
wow, you people are all sick fucks id never eat another human >:(

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Re: if you had to...
« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2006, 06:24:37 PM »
i would eat a person if I had too. Probally russain or americian

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Re: if you had to...
« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2006, 06:29:40 PM »
Hey Intensehobbitone... GET IN MA BELLY ;D

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Re: if you had to...
« Reply #14 on: November 02, 2006, 06:42:34 PM »
Hey Intensehobbitone... GET IN MA BELLY ;D
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« Reply #15 on: November 02, 2006, 07:44:38 PM »
wow, you people are all sick fucks id never eat another human >:(

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Re: if you had to...
« Reply #16 on: November 02, 2006, 07:50:13 PM »
Dutch.  If it was good enough for Issei Sagawa... good enough for me!



Issei Sagawa served time in a French jail for the murder of the Dutch Renée Hartevelt, a classmate at the Sorbonne Academy in Paris. In 1981, Sagawa was studying avant garde literature. He invited her to dinner under the pretense of literary conversation. He shot her in the head upon her arrival, beginning to carry out his plan of eating her. She was selected because of her health and beauty, those characteristics Sagawa believed he lacked. In interviews, Sagawa describes himself as a "weak, ugly and small man" and claims that he wanted to "absorb her energy".

He fainted after the initial shot, but awoke under the realization that he must carry out his desires of eating her. He did so, beginning with her hips. In interviews, he noted his surprise at the "corn-colored" nature of human fat. For two days, Sagawa ate various parts of her body. He described the meat as "soft" and "odorless", like tuna. After two days, he dumped the mutilated body in a park, but was seen in the act. Five days later, he was arrested by the French police. However, the French psychologists found him legally insane and unfit to stand trial. Instead, he was deported back to Japan, where he was put in a mental institution. However, the deportation order did not specify how long Sagawa must remain in the institution. 15 months later, Sagawa checked himself out, and has been a free man ever since.


I believe he's actually a celebrity in Japan because he ate human flesh.

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Re: if you had to...
« Reply #17 on: November 03, 2006, 06:58:18 AM »
  Did you see him on that HBO program about cannibal-killers?

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I believe he's actually a celebrity in Japan because he ate human flesh.

I don't think I could stomach watching him. And it is mind-boggling that he is revered as some kind of celebrity for having murdered and eaten someone. Blegh!  Only the French would be so bureaucratic as to let a luney tunes like this back on the street.  :-\

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Re: if you had to...
« Reply #18 on: November 03, 2006, 07:29:04 AM »
human depravity knows no depths

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Re: if you had to...
« Reply #19 on: November 03, 2006, 08:56:19 AM »
Venezualan. Female. Aged 18 years.

Delicious

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