The federal government says: "no sex without marriage up to age 29"

[Hugo Chavez]

Finally... a undeniable 100% very good reason for everyone to vote against Republicans unless you're gay and there's not many gay republicans so...  They want to take away young delicious free roaming pussy from America...  Worse than Communism, republicans have just treaded on sacred ground   US GOV... You can't have our women!!!

http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2006-10-30-abstinence-message_x.htm

REPUBLICANS SAY..... LOOK, DON'T TOUCH!  

[Hugo Chavez]

Don't forget shit like this comes from guys like this sticking their noses in government:



Oh and he did have the gay affair unless anyone really believes he was getting cranked on meth "for a massage" only as he said...

[gtbro1]

idiots.

[Clubber Lang]

is gummers still ok ?

[Hugo Chavez]

is gummers still ok ?

[Always Sore]

I would be up for retroactive abortions and reduced breeding for inbreads and the stupid..well and democrats...

[Hugo Chavez]

I would be up for retroactive abortions and reduced breeding for inbreads and the stupid..well and [delete]democrats... [/delete]

WTF Man

We're not the ones trying to take prime pussy off the market... are you gay?

[drkaje]

WTF Man

We're not the ones trying to take prime pussy off the market... are you gay?

It's a surprise the haven't found a way to tax pussy yet, LOL!

[latman]

I would be up for retroactive abortions and reduced breeding for inbreads and the stupid..well and democrats...

What the fuck are you Yankees doing over there! Berserker is right! Get control of your radicals for shit sake   They will fuck your party and fuck you in the process.  Don't go siding for your own party when they're pulling shit like this just because you hate the stupid democrats. Fix what's wrong in your party. Now get on it, we don't need you Yankees coming over here to get what white pussy we have left.

[Debussey]

Supid Republicans. They will self destruct.

[240 is Back]

The evangelican guy...

said for no reason, he decided to buy meth one day.  called the guy who gives him massages and bought some.  No reason, just bored and figured hell, I've never done drugs, why not try a powerfully addictive street drug today?  Then, a minute after buying it, he realized the error of his ways and threw it away.

What a load of fucking crap.  I mean, this is worse than Foley's magically appearing alcohol problem.  This guy tries to explain away 3 years of side-action with the male escort as "he was my masseuse", then to explain the horny late night phone call that was recorded, it is "I wanted meth, that's why I soudned that way".

Please tell me that no one believes this load of crap.

[Debussey]

The evangelican guy...

said for no reason, he decided to buy meth one day.  called the guy who gives him massages and bought some.  No reason, just bored and figured hell, I've never done drugs, why not try a powerfully addictive street drug today?  Then, a minute after buying it, he realized the error of his ways and threw it away.

What a load of fucking crap.  I mean, this is worse than Foley's magically appearing alcohol problem.  This guy tries to explain away 3 years of side-action with the male escort as "he was my masseuse", then to explain the horny late night phone call that was recorded, it is "I wanted meth, that's why I soudned that way".

Please tell me that no one believes this load of crap.

American politics is a shame. It seems like the politicians are more concerned with playing games and protecting themselves and their position, than actually do what they are supposed to do: Serve the people.

[Hedgehog]

This has got to be a smearing campaign against the Republicans.

I don't believe any Republican is against people over the age of 18 fcuking.

No. Fcuking. Way.

Now I'm starting to believe there is a "liberal" media campaign AGAINST the Republicans...

Find me one Republican who believe in abstinence without marriage up to age 29, I dare you. I fcuking double-fcukin-dare you.

YIP
Zack

[Always Sore]

WTF Man

We're not the ones trying to take prime pussy off the market... are you gay?

1st relax

2nd Not going to happen

3rd relax

4th Here is a little tip to help in the future (goverment is controlled by special intrest both sides and birth control companies and condom companies and all the people associated with fixing sex issues and problems contribute to much money for anything to change like this ever). This can  be used anytime you get nervous about stupid news stories.

5th relax

6th Breath

7th I was making a joke

8th parties do not make policy money does

9th better to restrain sex on many of the young there to stupid to be responsible

and last 10th did I mention for you to relax.

thanks

[Migs]

Finally... a undeniable 100% very good reason for everyone to vote against Republicans unless you're gay and there's not many gay republicans so...  They want to take away young delicious free roaming pussy from America...  Worse than Communism, republicans have just treaded on sacred ground   US GOV... You can't have our women!!!

http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2006-10-30-abstinence-message_x.htm

REPUBLICANS SAY..... LOOK, DON'T TOUCH!  

another nice pooper, good job

[Debussey]

another nice pooper, good job

What's the deal? Everybody loves the anus, yet it's where the shit comes out. Everybody must love to stick their tounges in shitty assholes.

[Always Sore]

What's the deal? Everybody loves the anus, yet it's where the shit comes out. Everybody must love to stick their tounges in shitty assholes.

He was talking about her turd cutter, her ass, her back porch, her push tush...not her brown lifesaver...

[Migs]

thanks AS.  some people just dont get it lol

[Debussey]

He was talking about her turd cutter, her ass, her back porch, her push tush...not her brown lifesaver...

Anus = the "outer hole". Rectum = the shit canal. The meat around = very close to the shit.

[Hedgehog]

Anus = the "outer hole". Rectum = the shit canal. The meat around = very close to the shit.

That's why I always have the girl do multiple cleansings before entering.

Try it mate.

YIP
Zack

[ieffinhatecardio]

What's the deal? Everybody loves the anus, yet it's where the shit comes out. Everybody must love to stick their tounges in shitty assholes.

Nothing wrong with a beautiful balloon knot. Next time you're going down on your girl try giving her brown eye a little lick.

[Dos Equis]

Sound the alarm.  The government is promoting common sense.  Talk about a radical idea:  telling young adults to keep their stuff in their pants to help reduce out-of-wedlock births.  An excerpt:

But Wade Horn, assistant secretary for children and families at the Department of Health and Human Services, said the revision is aimed at 19- to 29-year-olds because more unmarried women in that age group are having children.

Government data released last month show that 998,262 births in 2004 were to unmarried women 19-29, the ages with the most births to unmarried women.

"The message is 'It's better to wait until you're married to bear or father children,' " Horn said. "The only 100% effective way of getting there is abstinence."

The revised guidelines specify that states seeking grants are "to identify groups ... most likely to bear children out-of-wedlock, targeting adolescents and/or adults within the 12- through 29-year-old age range." Previous guidelines didn't mention targeting of an age group.

"We wanted to remind states they could use these funds not only to target adolescents," Horn said. "It's a reminder."

Last year, 46 states applied for the federal abstinence-education money, to fund programs in schools, neighborhood clubs and faith-based organizations.

[Debussey]

That's why I always have the girl do multiple cleansings before entering.

Try it mate.

YIP
Zack

Of course. Warming her ass up for anal rape starts in the shower.

[OzmO]

Outlawing sex is about the stupidist out of touch thing any body of government can do.  Written and suggested by people who forgot what it is like to single and young.  Poor old, crusty, non-sex havin, bastards.

If anything you'll encourage more sex because now it's illegal.

FACE facts: 

-  PEOPLE LIKE TO FCUK.

-  PEOPLE WILL NOT STOP FCUKING

You don;t change "culture" by making things illegal.  You change culture by education and promoting responsibility



AND then on top pf that, someone is telling what 2 consenting aldults can and cannot do in the privacy of their bedroom? 

GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK!

"Orwellian" pigs

[Debussey]

Sound the alarm.  The government is promoting common sense.  Talk about a radical idea:  telling young adults to keep their stuff in their pants to help reduce out-of-wedlock births.  An excerpt:

But Wade Horn, assistant secretary for children and families at the Department of Health and Human Services, said the revision is aimed at 19- to 29-year-olds because more unmarried women in that age group are having children.

Government data released last month show that 998,262 births in 2004 were to unmarried women 19-29, the ages with the most births to unmarried women.

"The message is 'It's better to wait until you're married to bear or father children,' " Horn said. "The only 100% effective way of getting there is abstinence."

The revised guidelines specify that states seeking grants are "to identify groups ... most likely to bear children out-of-wedlock, targeting adolescents and/or adults within the 12- through 29-year-old age range." Previous guidelines didn't mention targeting of an age group.

"We wanted to remind states they could use these funds not only to target adolescents," Horn said. "It's a reminder."

Last year, 46 states applied for the federal abstinence-education money, to fund programs in schools, neighborhood clubs and faith-based organizations.

Fundamentalist.