damn. looking like that you should enter a contest. anything.
I was going to...I told just handful of people that I might enter one (or two?) European GP shows...
Unfortunately 3 shows were back to back (three days) and by the time you come from one country to the next - you hardly have a time for anything...
I was shaving (whole body takes forever...especially when you are a "hairy monkey"...and I only managed to do the front...Phone ringed and it was Jay asking me if I can put the color on him...Well, you don't say NO to a friend...especially when he is Mr. Olympia

...).
By the time I finished with Jay - there was no time to find someone to shave my back...)
After the show I asked my friend Betty Suzuki to shave my back but as I waited for a while and she showed up well after the midnight - I told her that I changed my mind. Realistically I knew that after no sleep (second night in the row) and changing two planes from 5AM until 2PM...I would rather sleep for couple of hours than shave and prepare for the show - where I probably would not have enough energy to pose and fight in comparisons with prepared athletes...).