true story: I had a part-time job at a GNC back in 97'. it was a seasonal thing. Every first week of the month, as some of you knows, is gold card week. I was amazed at how many kids walked-up to me at the counter and ask me if I can help them find where to buy DECA. I had this 18yr old boy, probably weigh no more than a buck twenty-five, was willing to give me $725 to help him get some Test. I had to laugh my ass out, cause these nerds had no fcuking idea what kind of shiite I could got into if I got caught. I had to warned them not to ever ask me shit about steroids, again.

. you'll be amazed, at how much info the average high school punk knows about steroids these days. They're doing their homework, guys