Author Topic: TOP TEN WAYS BODYBUILDING HELPS GUYS GET PUSSY (Read 3822 times)

Special Ed · « **on:** November 08, 2006, 07:22:48 PM »

TOP TEN WAYS BODYBUILDING HELPS GUYS GET PUSSY

1. Higher testosterone levels equates to lower standards.
2. Chicks more likely to give it up after "roid-induced" ass-licking.
3. Aggressive "tactic" of pulling out cock before dinner proven to triple results.
4. Girls impressed by deca-load that flies clear over their head and want to "Tivo" the experience.
5. New generation of women prefer shaven-pube look on "men".
6. 98% of girls under 18 willing to hump anything with a "six-pack".
7. Stale but gimmicky opening line of "Wanna feel my muscle" continues to cause spontaneous giggling in 83% of women over 21.
8. "Popping boyfriend's zits" listed as #2 girl's hobby on MySpace.com.
9. Less likely to "fall asleep" after scoring and more likely to "return to club" to attempt "dirty double dip" achievement made famous by Tommy Lee.
10. Women hanging around at gyms proven to be up to thirteen times easier than general female population.

Special "Alto Diez" Ed

figgs · « **Reply #1 on:** November 08, 2006, 07:36:00 PM »

Quote from: Special Ed on November 08, 2006, 07:22:48 PM

TOP TEN WAYS BODYBUILDING HELPS GUYS GET POONTANG

1. Higher testosterone levels equates to lower standards.
2. Chicks more likely to give it up after "roid-induced" ass-licking.
3. Aggressive "tactic" of pulling out cock before dinner proven to triple results.
4. Girls impressed by deca-load that flies clear over their head and want to "Tivo" the experience.
5. New generation of women prefer shaven-pube look on "men".
6. 98% of girls under 18 willing to hump anything with a "six-pack".
7. Stale but gimmicky opening line of "Wanna feel my muscle" continues to cause spontaneous giggling in 83% of women over 21.
8. "Popping boyfriend's zits" listed as #2 girl's hobby on MySpace.com.
9. Less likely to "fall asleep" after scoring and more likely to "return to club" to attempt "dirty double dip" achievement made famous by Tommy Lee.
10. Women hanging around at gyms proven to be up to thirteen times easier than general female population.

Special "Alto Diez" Ed

hahahahha I love it!!

#8 is kinda disturbing though LOL

Birdman · « **Reply #2 on:** November 08, 2006, 08:17:28 PM »

Thats when you know you've found a real keeper.

240 is Back · « **Reply #3 on:** November 09, 2006, 12:19:30 AM »

lol
good stuff.

WiseGuy · « **Reply #4 on:** November 09, 2006, 03:30:42 AM »

Quote from: Special Ed on November 08, 2006, 07:22:48 PM

TOP TEN WAYS BODYBUILDING HELPS GUYS GET POONTANG

1. Higher testosterone levels equates to lower standards.
2. Chicks more likely to give it up after "roid-induced" ass-licking.
3. Aggressive "tactic" of pulling out cock before dinner proven to triple results.
4. Girls impressed by deca-load that flies clear over their head and want to "Tivo" the experience.
5. New generation of women prefer shaven-pube look on "men".
6. 98% of girls under 18 willing to hump anything with a "six-pack".
7. Stale but gimmicky opening line of "Wanna feel my muscle" continues to cause spontaneous giggling in 83% of women over 21.
8. "Popping boyfriend's zits" listed as #2 girl's hobby on MySpace.com.
9. Less likely to "fall asleep" after scoring and more likely to "return to club" to attempt "dirty double dip" achievement made famous by Tommy Lee.
10. Women hanging around at gyms proven to be up to thirteen times easier than general female population.

Special "Alto Diez" Ed

HAHAHA one of your best lists ever!

#6 is so true.......you see alot of juicers whose face looks like it got hit by a shovel

Special Ed · « **Reply #5 on:** November 09, 2006, 09:59:04 AM »

Due to several PMs taking offense at the word "Poontang", I have changed the title to be more subtle.

My apologies to anyone who was previously offended.

Special "Knock Hockey Champion 1976-77" Ed

the shadow · « **Reply #6 on:** November 09, 2006, 10:01:11 AM »

Quote from: Special Ed on November 08, 2006, 07:22:48 PM

TOP TEN WAYS BODYBUILDING HELPS GUYS GET PUSSY

1. Higher testosterone levels equates to lower standards.
2. Chicks more likely to give it up after "roid-induced" ass-licking.
3. Aggressive "tactic" of pulling out cock before dinner proven to triple results.
4. Girls impressed by deca-load that flies clear over their head and want to "Tivo" the experience.
5. New generation of women prefer shaven-pube look on "men".
6. 98% of girls under 18 willing to hump anything with a "six-pack".
7. Stale but gimmicky opening line of "Wanna feel my muscle" continues to cause spontaneous giggling in 83% of women over 21.
8. "Popping boyfriend's zits" listed as #2 girl's hobby on MySpace.com.
9. Less likely to "fall asleep" after scoring and more likely to "return to club" to attempt "dirty double dip" achievement made famous by Tommy Lee.
10. Women hanging around at gyms proven to be up to thirteen times easier than general female population.

Special "Alto Diez" Ed

none of these ways work to get pussy...i am still suffering

dan18 · « **Reply #7 on:** November 09, 2006, 10:04:44 AM »

Quote from: the shadow on November 09, 2006, 10:01:11 AM

none of these ways work to get pussy...i am still suffering

Thats because your gay

figgs · « **Reply #8 on:** November 09, 2006, 10:07:19 AM »

Quote from: dan18 on November 09, 2006, 10:04:44 AM

Thats because your gay

hahhaha owned

johnnynoname · « **Reply #9 on:** November 09, 2006, 10:13:10 AM »

bb'ing has helped me get pussy because if a girl turn me down for a date i just hit her with a lat bar

dan18 · « **Reply #10 on:** November 09, 2006, 10:13:47 AM »

Quote from: figgs on November 09, 2006, 10:07:19 AM

hahhaha owned

Im sure one of us was going to post it i just got there 1st..

HUGEPECS · « **Reply #11 on:** November 09, 2006, 10:17:15 AM »

lol....good top 10. bodybuilding rulez

JimmyTheFish · « **Reply #12 on:** November 09, 2006, 10:19:18 AM »

rofl as usual quality stuff man..................... ...hahahahhaa

bigbalddaddy · « **Reply #13 on:** November 09, 2006, 10:30:54 AM »

LOL!!! The double dip # 9 is the shit! That would make you a real pimp!

out of africa · « **Reply #14 on:** November 09, 2006, 12:18:41 PM »

The great thing is when your juiced to the max it makes no difference if they guys or girls.

bigbalddaddy · « **Reply #15 on:** November 09, 2006, 01:11:07 PM »

Quote from: out of africa on November 09, 2006, 12:18:41 PM

The great thing is when your juiced to the max it makes no difference if they guys or girls.

You wouldn't happen to be referring to someone who posts on here would you?

out of africa · « **Reply #16 on:** November 09, 2006, 01:14:02 PM »

Just telling it like I see it.

MikeThaMachine · « **Reply #17 on:** November 09, 2006, 01:34:12 PM »

Quote from: figgs on November 09, 2006, 10:07:19 AM

hahhaha owned

Epic self ownership by shadow $:-\$

Hulkster · « **Reply #18 on:** November 09, 2006, 03:55:46 PM »

Quote from: Special Ed on November 09, 2006, 09:59:04 AM

Due to several PMs taking offense at the word "Poontang", I have changed the title to be more subtle.

My apologies to anyone who was previously offended.

Special "Knock Hockey Champion 1976-77" Ed

people are dumb.

Poontang more "offensive" than "pussy"?

Hell, here in Canada, most people don't even know what poontang is.

they still think it is french fries with cheese curds and gravy

Special Ed · « **Reply #19 on:** November 09, 2006, 08:53:48 PM »

Quote from: Hulkster on November 09, 2006, 03:55:46 PM

people are dumb.

Poontang more "offensive" than "pussy"?

Hell, here in Canada, most people don't even know what poontang is.

they still think it is french fries with cheese curds and gravy

Dude,

You have almost 7000 posts and you still can't tell the difference between sarcasm and serious? I knew Canadiens were cowards but I didn't know they were stupid too.

Special "Doh Canada" Ed

Jr. Yates · « **Reply #20 on:** November 09, 2006, 10:40:23 PM »

Quote from: Special Ed on November 09, 2006, 08:53:48 PM

Dude,

You have almost 7000 posts and you still can't tell the difference between sarcasm and serious? I knew Canadiens were cowards but I didn't know they were stupid too.

Special "Doh Canada" Ed

hey now little eddie, lets not get canadians pissed off! why would you think we are cowards??