ROFL 
Take That are fags, my barber was telling me he went seeing their reunion 
Is it true ALL barbers are raging cock munchers? 
Mate, no barber would ever go to a Take That concert. Barbers are old blokes that give you a short back and sides.
By the sounds of things you were in what we call a "hairdressers". They're populated by the type of chap that would go to such a concert.
You weren't having highlights put in, were you?