Fake tan, fake tits, fake nose and eyes....but worst of all NO ASS IN SIGHT.
Skinny no ass having old skank.
I'd hit it.
She claimed on Howard Stern the other day that her boobs are natural. I don't think anyone actually believes her, but if she'll allow it I will do the official test.
Fake tan fer sure. Eyes probably done. Nose hasn't changed in 2 decades. Remember, Playboy originally asked her to pose 22 years ago when she was 18.
Other celebs that should have posed earlier in their careers:
1) Britney Spears - too bad she'll make us wait another 10 years
2) Jaclyn Smith - Sure she looks amazing but a nude 60-year old Charlie Angel? Pass!
3) Heather Thomas - Fall Guy pin-upper wishes she had taken the 1M when she had the chance.
4) Linda Carter - Wonder Woman made me wish I had x-ray vision and sorry I had an electric blanket.
5) The Bush sisters - Dayum, think of the money Hef would pay them. They'll come around in 2020.
Special "Pornosseur" Ed