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« on: November 10, 2006, 03:52:57 PM »

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

 

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

 

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Q. What's a mixed feeling?

 

A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

 

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Q. What's the height of conceit?

 

A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

 

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Q. What's the definition of macho?

 

A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.

 

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Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

 

A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball

 

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Q.Why is divorce so expensive?

 

A. Because it's worth it!

 

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Q. What is a Yankee?

 

A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

 

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Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?

 

A. They both like a tight seal.

 

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Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

 

A. Their balls are just for decoration.

 

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Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?

 

A. About three inches.

 

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Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms?

 

A. For traction in the mud.

 

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Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?

 

A. The grip.

 

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Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?

 

A. It's not hard.

 

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Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

 

A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

 

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Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

 

A: 45 pounds.

 

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Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

 

A: 45 minutes.

 

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Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

 

A: Breasts don't have eyes.

 

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Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

 

A. The swallow.

 

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Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?

 

A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

 

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Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

 

A . They don't have balls to scratch!
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« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2006, 08:31:44 PM »

oldies but goodies
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