I think I'm gonna go the Valentino route, and hit the mainstream media, and become ultra-famous for being the man with the biggest forearms in the world!
Then, I'll have people running to me asking stupid q's, babies will cry, chicks will throw up in their mouths, and some freaks will actually secretely admire, whilst telling their buddies: "what a joke!".
Evidently I got the idea from the success Gregg got from injecting syntholsteroids over the years into his arms and delts, but seeing how he forgot to inject anywhere else, mainly in the forearms, I thought I'd take the oppurtunity.
Who knows, maybe I'll get to share my lack of writing skills with the bb world, and people will actually read my column and try to make sense of it the 1st 3 or 4 times. And try again when there is nothing left to read.
Later, through my positive notoriety, I could get set-up and caught in possession of aas, with intent to distribute. And do time. Which is good for my image(I already look like a fuckin clown shaddy individual).
My reason for exposing my desire for attention at all and any costs intention to become the next big embarrassment to bbing and fuckin years of work up sensation, is that I need assistance on how to injectadminister the 25 gallon container of syntholsteroids I just received from Germanywithout exploding my forearms, and later having to blame on steroids, cause they havent got a bad enough rep.
By the way, I've got a pretty decent physique, just thought I' fuck it up improve it.
