Author Topic: Who Speaks fluent Italian??? (Read 3971 times)

Hugo Chavez · « **on:** November 14, 2006, 04:59:28 PM »

HELP!!!!... I need help translating one phrase from English to Italian for my gay lover

Intenseone, here's your chance to prove you're not chicano

Mr. Intenseone · « **Reply #1 on:** November 14, 2006, 05:02:33 PM »

Quote from: Berserker on November 14, 2006, 04:59:28 PM

HELP!!!!... I need help translating one phrase from English to Italian for my gay lover

$:-\$ !

Hugo Chavez · « **Reply #2 on:** November 14, 2006, 05:03:24 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Intenseone on November 14, 2006, 05:02:33 PM

$:-\$ !

LOL gottcha

Do you speak Italian?

Hugo Chavez · « **Reply #3 on:** November 14, 2006, 05:21:41 PM »

nobody

I just need to translate one gay ass line into italian but I know those online translators suck.

Hugo Chavez · « **Reply #4 on:** November 14, 2006, 05:46:50 PM »

Quote from: Clubber Long on November 14, 2006, 05:37:12 PM

so do you.

Are you soliciting me $:-\$

body88 · « **Reply #5 on:** November 14, 2006, 06:11:09 PM »

What do you need translated?

alexxx · « **Reply #6 on:** November 14, 2006, 06:18:15 PM »

ho un traduttore grande

Slippedisc · « **Reply #7 on:** November 14, 2006, 06:20:42 PM »

prestigio precisiano

hi amy

alexxx · « **Reply #8 on:** November 14, 2006, 06:23:35 PM »

Quote from: Slippedisc on November 14, 2006, 06:20:42 PM

prestigio precisiano

hi amy

questo idiot non può ortografare

Hugo Chavez · « **Reply #9 on:** November 14, 2006, 08:37:06 PM »

I need "Forever in a moment" translated... I have to be gay to want this translated in Italian...

Is there another way to say this other than "per sempre in un momento" Something that gives it a little more romantic meaning/overtone... Perhaps a popular saying in Italian with a similar meaning... I'll trade a handjob and talk Nordic into licking your ballsack for a good translation

24KT · « **Reply #10 on:** November 14, 2006, 08:39:38 PM »

Quote from: Berserker on November 14, 2006, 05:21:41 PM

nobody I just need to translate one gay ass line into italian but I know those online translators suck.

Berserker, Parlo italiano. Come ti posso aiutare? Che cosa deve essere tradotto?

Hugo Chavez · « **Reply #11 on:** November 14, 2006, 08:44:51 PM »

Quote from: jaguarenterprises on November 14, 2006, 08:39:38 PM

Berserker, Parlo italiano. Come ti posso aiutare? Che cosa deve essere tradotto?

AWESOME!!!! oh wait, shit.... do you want me to jack your clit with a licking from Nordic $:-\$

See my above post, I need "forever in a moment" translated but I'm looking for something with a romantic overtone, the translation doesn't have to be exact, just something that has similar meaning, maybe a popular saying that kind of means the same thing.

24KT · « **Reply #12 on:** November 14, 2006, 08:47:41 PM »

Quote from: Berserker on November 14, 2006, 08:37:06 PM

I need "Forever in a moment" translated... I have to be gay to want this translated in Italian... Is there another way to say this other than "per sempre in un momento" Something that gives it a little more romantic meaning/overtone... Perhaps a popular saying in Italian with a similar meaning...

Umm... that's how you say it. {shrug} The romance is not so much in the words, but how you say it.
It's in the life you breathe into the words as they roll off your tongue.

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I'll trade a handjob and talk Nordic into licking your ballsack for a good translation

Umm... a simple thank you would suffice. Or chocolate... or something really sparkly

(It's moments like this that make me glad I don't have a ballsack.)

24KT · « **Reply #13 on:** November 14, 2006, 08:51:32 PM »

Quote from: Berserker on November 14, 2006, 08:44:51 PM

AWESOME!!!! oh wait, shit.... do you want me to jack your clit with a licking from Nordic $:-\$

Uh... no thanks. The idea of Nordic anywhere near my parts gives me the willies.

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See my above post, I need "forever in a moment" translated but I'm looking for something with a romantic overtone, the translation doesn't have to be exact, just something that has similar meaning, maybe a popular saying that kind of means the same thing.

I'm not so much up on the idioms, ...but I think that's how you say it.
How soon do you need it translated?

Puller · « **Reply #14 on:** November 14, 2006, 08:52:04 PM »

Quella destinata per te, nessuno la prenderà

it means that noone will take the one who is destined for you. kinda like true love is waiting

Puller · « **Reply #15 on:** November 14, 2006, 09:00:50 PM »

Fra due cuori che s'amano non occorrono parole. I guess it would translate into saying that between two hearts in love, words are not needed or there isno reason for speech. It sounds much better in italian.

24KT · « **Reply #16 on:** November 14, 2006, 09:09:08 PM »

Quote from: Puller on November 14, 2006, 09:00:50 PM

Fra due cuori che s'amano non occorrono parole.

{swoon}

Hugo Chavez · « **Reply #17 on:** November 14, 2006, 09:41:00 PM »

Thanks Puller, Thanks Jag!!! Absolutely Perfect!!

Ok, draw up your lists of sexual duties

Jag, grow a ballsack, I'm getting Nordic and we're on our way

Oh, Nordie is going to be sooooooo pissed when he reads this shit

Dos Equis · « **Reply #18 on:** November 14, 2006, 09:43:18 PM »

Quote from: Al-Gebra on November 14, 2006, 09:10:21 PM

double swoon.

Can you please stop posting that picture? It is making my side hurt (from laughter). That's just wrong.

Puller · « **Reply #19 on:** November 14, 2006, 10:42:50 PM »

Quote from: Berserker on November 14, 2006, 09:41:00 PM

Thanks Puller, Thanks Jag!!! Absolutely Perfect!!

Ok, draw up your lists of sexual duties Jag, grow a ballsack, I'm getting Nordic and we're on our way

Oh, Nordie is going to be sooooooo pissed when he reads this shit

Thanks but no thanks, dont swing that way.got a sister??

Mr. Intenseone · « **Reply #20 on:** November 14, 2006, 10:54:50 PM »

Quote from: Puller on November 14, 2006, 10:42:50 PM

got a sister??

He does, but since their inbred she ain't available

!!

Puller · « **Reply #21 on:** November 14, 2006, 10:58:05 PM »

LOL.

24KT · « **Reply #22 on:** November 14, 2006, 11:16:38 PM »

Quote from: Berserker on November 14, 2006, 09:41:00 PM

Thanks Puller, Thanks Jag!!! Absolutely Perfect!!

Ok, draw up your lists of sexual duties Jag, grow a ballsack, I'm getting Nordic and we're on our way

You can come over, ...but leave Nordic at home.

PS - There's also any lyric ever sung by Eros Ramazzotti.
That guy can toss your tush to the curb and still make it sound romantic.

PPS - Who's the honey you're writing Italian poetry for? huh? c'mon... fess up. What's her name?

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Oh, Nordie is going to be sooooooo pissed when he reads this shit

Actually Puller and I officially designate any and all compensation in the form of oral gratification from Nordic, to be donated to underserved and sex-starved Muslims everywhere, ...male or female.

Nordic Superman · « **Reply #23 on:** November 15, 2006, 12:00:58 AM »

Whilst I have a meeting with the sandman you post this shit Berserker?

How old are you Berserker? Jag, how old are you? I can see some love happening between you 2 before long!

You could write a book, "Libbies in Love - The story of a black Canadian dyke, and a fat American male cum guzzler"

Al-Gebra · « **Reply #24 on:** November 15, 2006, 12:26:22 AM »

Quote from: Beach Bum on November 14, 2006, 09:43:18 PM

Can you please stop posting that picture? It is making my side hurt (from laughter). That's just wrong.

how about this one? 1. why is she in the bathroom? (note the towel) and 2. what's with the outfit? little party hat and all.

For some reason, it reminds me of a Duke Lacrosse party. $:-\$

Author Topic: Who Speaks fluent Italian??? (Read 3971 times)

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