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Re: THE DUMBEST THING I SAW IN THE GYM TODAY
« Reply #25 on: November 17, 2006, 03:00:35 AM »
I hate those cocksuckers that slide into the Elliptical next to you and put the tension on like "1" and go a million miles an hour.  Do these guys REALLY think they are doing something.  It's like they think they are really outworking me since I am going slower.   Pathetic bastards.  I just close my eyes and bite my toungue.  Goddamn I hate these pussies.  My gym is full of em.  Alot of Republicans if that says anything.

  If they are going a million miles per hour then they probably are out working you,as far as a cardio workout and total calories burned.I would go with light resistance also,but at a moderate pace and for a longer time.This is said to be best for fat loss,but that statement is debated by some who say that total calories burned is all that matters.

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Re: THE DUMBEST THING I SAW IN THE GYM TODAY
« Reply #26 on: November 17, 2006, 07:24:55 AM »
The bigger your gut is, the more likely you'll do the ab machine. It's like a beer-belly magnet.

All the monster guts in my gym walk in and head straight for that machine for a solid 1 hour ab workout. After the first half an hour, their twig-like arms start to give out after holding the pad for so long, so they just lean on it, rocking back and forth, for the next half an hour.



Fat guys love the ab machine. their fat asses leave a pool of sweat when they're done, and twelve months past, they still got no abs. It's the last thing I would use for ABS
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Re: THE DUMBEST THING I SAW IN THE GYM TODAY
« Reply #27 on: November 17, 2006, 01:19:16 PM »
I saw this with my own eyes today and videoed it with my cell phone. Ridonkulous!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=376Yvh81H_w

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Using his time quite efficiently, training and cardio at the same time!

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Re: THE DUMBEST THING I SAW IN THE GYM TODAY
« Reply #28 on: November 17, 2006, 04:15:44 PM »
I saw this with my own eyes today and videoed it with my cell phone. Ridonkulous!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=376Yvh81H_w

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I don't think that is dumb. I once did that on a stationary bike. Not to build muscle, of course, but to fight the boredom of cycling and the tightness on the shoulders.

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Re: THE DUMBEST THING I SAW IN THE GYM TODAY
« Reply #29 on: November 17, 2006, 04:17:01 PM »
I see that every so often
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« Reply #30 on: November 18, 2006, 01:33:40 AM »


Fat guys love the ab machine. their fat asses leave a pool of sweat when they're done, and twelve months past, they still got no abs. It's the last thing I would use for ABS

maybe they just look fat.Maybe they just have big abs. ;D

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Re: THE DUMBEST THING I SAW IN THE GYM TODAY
« Reply #31 on: November 18, 2006, 06:40:11 AM »
  Alot of Republicans if that says anything.

LOL yes that does say plenty  ;D

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Re: THE DUMBEST THING I SAW IN THE GYM TODAY
« Reply #32 on: November 18, 2006, 06:51:33 AM »
I saw something like this today. This guy and his slightly female friend/companion were walking their dog along the street and he was doing side laterals super slow. I just thought, "no way is that doing anything!" But hey, what do I know?

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Re: THE DUMBEST THING I SAW IN THE GYM TODAY
« Reply #33 on: November 18, 2006, 08:41:01 AM »
I saw almost exactly the same thing yesterday. Dude was speed walking while shoulder pressing 25lb DB's constantly. Must have done this for 10 minutes. You should have been there to witness the epic results! :-[