TOP TEN NOISES PLANET FITNESS IS OKAY WITH
1. Queefing - vaginal fart sounds frequently heard from women and rather large percentage of men who train there.
2. Gagging - usually heard in the men's shower area, but also heard by men viewing Cow-Manager Carol Palazzolo in the nude.
3. Crying - frequently heard from easily intimidated members who are overcome with fear by grunting, deadlifting, and bandanas.
4. Belching - most frequently heard coming from Gym Cow-Manager Carol Palazzolo after eating daily box of 'Ring Dings'.
5. Coughing - usually associated with HIV and other infectious diseases known to strike the worthless and weak.
6. Groaning - when gym members walk through the doors and see the rowing machine is already being used.
7. Laughing - for members enjoying the political cartoons from Time magazine between sets of 5lb dumbbell curls.
8. Clutches of Death Gasp - from senior citizen members attempting to run over 3.5 mph on the treadmill.
9. Thudding - the vibration and shaking of the ground when the Cow-manager Carol Palazzolo performs "the rounds".
10. Vomiting - Mainly due to "I Will Survive" being piped through the speakers on an endless loop 24/7.
Special "Fisting" Ed