Author Topic: funny gym ownings (Read 2432 times)

evolutnbatista · « **on:** November 16, 2006, 01:09:08 PM »

Not sure if this page has been started before but thought what the hell..... share the stories

a couple of days ago i was going through the normal back workout finishing it off with deadlifts..... do my warm ups and so forth and move from 135 and finsh with 405. went for quality anyway back to the story... i finish my last set ad i get some people comming up to me asking me stuff and what not. then this 18 year old kid comes up and starts acting cocky. I know him so i let it go. he brags that he's done it for 8-9 reps (w/ the 405) before. So he ask me if he can jump in. I told him i was done to just rack the wieghts and its all his. He's cool with it so i take off to talk to a friend of mine. The semi mini crowd of 4 (we have a small gym so its noticable) is looking on his feet of strength and i look over to see him lift. he sieks himself up and nothing happends. the wieghts seems glued to the floor. one of the guys walks away laughing as he proclaims that he was tired. Karma is a bitch

Blockhead · « **Reply #1 on:** November 16, 2006, 01:16:24 PM »

What? What happend now? Tell me again...what now?

SS · « **Reply #2 on:** November 16, 2006, 01:18:32 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on November 16, 2006, 01:16:24 PM

What? What happend now? Tell me again...what now?

what are we talking about again

Blockhead · « **Reply #3 on:** November 16, 2006, 01:20:59 PM »

Quote from: superstarbillygram on November 16, 2006, 01:18:32 PM

what are we talking about again

I don't know...I didn't hear him...what happend now, something about karma during a deadlift can make you pull 405 with teenagers in a small gym?

SS · « **Reply #4 on:** November 16, 2006, 01:23:08 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on November 16, 2006, 01:20:59 PM

I don't know...I didn't hear him...what happend now, something about karma during a deadlift can make you pull 405 with teenagers in a small gym?

405 D/L!!! what a Darth!

Blockhead · « **Reply #5 on:** November 16, 2006, 01:26:15 PM »

No no no...I think he said that KARMA deadlifted that while being in a small gym with 18yr olds...or something like that.

SS · « **Reply #6 on:** November 16, 2006, 01:27:32 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on November 16, 2006, 01:26:15 PM

No no no...I think he said that KARMA deadlifted that while being in a small gym with 18yr olds...or something like that.

gotcha !....so how the weather in Chicago today?

Blockhead · « **Reply #7 on:** November 16, 2006, 01:52:42 PM »

That's right...you're from here. You in AZ now or something?

Shitty! A misty drizzle and about 37 degrees. It's dark as hell right now. It sux.

beatmaster · « **Reply #8 on:** November 16, 2006, 02:16:50 PM »

so......... 405 , right?

Blockhead · « **Reply #9 on:** November 16, 2006, 02:20:42 PM »

Quote from: beatmaster on November 16, 2006, 02:16:50 PM

so......... 405 , right?

No...karma in teenagers can deadlift in a small gym.

evolutnbatista · « **Reply #10 on:** November 16, 2006, 03:31:03 PM »

lol i had a feeling i was going to get ripped into.... long story short 18 year old kid tries 405 and gets embarassed. end of story..... i guess welcome to getbig

SS · « **Reply #11 on:** November 16, 2006, 03:36:17 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on November 16, 2006, 01:52:42 PM

That's right...you're from here. You in AZ now or something?

Shitty! A misty drizzle and about 37 degrees. It's dark as hell right now. It sux.

yeah I miss it been here 6 yrs......83 and sunny though

anyways did someone get killed deadlifting with a car or something

evolutnbatista · « **Reply #12 on:** November 16, 2006, 03:37:40 PM »

lol that would have made the story waaay better

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #13 on:** November 16, 2006, 03:38:41 PM »

Quote from: superstarbillygram on November 16, 2006, 03:36:17 PM

yeah I miss it been here 6 yrs......83 and sunny though

anyways did someone get killed deadlifting with a car or something

Nah, the best I can tell this "guy" offered some teenage boy a hot caramel sundae if he could lift his dead cock up off his balls. WTF? $:-\$

Blockhead · « **Reply #14 on:** November 16, 2006, 03:39:36 PM »

Bastard! This weekend I am going to order a thick butter crust Lou Malnati's pizza or maybe go to Ricobene's for a breaded steak sandwich or maybe hit Taylor st for some Pompei Bakery...I'll think of you in whichever act of gluttony I choose. You know you can't get food like this over there.

No...I think he was talking about he was dancing with some guy named Karma who challenged him to a deadlifting duo and some 18yr old was going to be the judge.

corinth · « **Reply #15 on:** November 16, 2006, 03:48:04 PM »

So this Karma bitch can't deadlift 405...hell most women can't.....and what were those 18 year old boys doing at Curves watching her for anyway?

SS · « **Reply #16 on:** November 16, 2006, 03:50:27 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on November 16, 2006, 03:39:36 PM

Bastard! This weekend I am going to order a thick butter crust Lou Malnati's pizza or maybe go to Ricobene's for a breaded steak sandwich or maybe hit Taylor st for some Pompei Bakery...I'll think of you in whichever act of gluttony I choose. You know you can't get food like this over there.

No...I think he was talking about he was dancing with some guy named Karma who challenged him to a deadlifting duo and some 18yr old was going to be the judge.

you son of a bitch!......I hope you choke on that sammich

I use to break dance in between D/L but the owner Named "old cock" got mad and threaten to poke me in the ass with a 29 yr old syringe.

youandme · « **Reply #17 on:** November 16, 2006, 05:24:16 PM »

Quote from: superstarbillygram on November 16, 2006, 03:50:27 PM

you son of a bitch!......I hope you choke on that sammich

I use to break dance in between D/L but the owner Named "old cock" got mad and threaten to poke me in the ass with a 29 yr old syringe.

So basically a 29 year old wanted to "poke" you with his old coke eh.

Blockhead · « **Reply #18 on:** November 16, 2006, 05:35:34 PM »

Quote from: superstarbillygram on November 16, 2006, 03:50:27 PM

you son of a bitch!......I hope you choke on that sammich

I use to break dance in between D/L but the owner Named "old cock" got mad and threaten to poke me in the ass with a 29 yr old syringe.

In between where? Did you ever battle with 'The Electros'. Did you know Turbo and OZone?

SS · « **Reply #19 on:** November 16, 2006, 05:45:09 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on November 16, 2006, 05:35:34 PM

In between where? Did you ever battle with 'The Electros'. Did you know Turbo and OZone?

sorry between d/l's.........yeah me and Ozone use to battle at ford city mall back in the day

Blockhead · « **Reply #20 on:** November 16, 2006, 05:48:56 PM »

To Ice Tea's..'COMBAT'. With Kelly and the rest of the crew from Miracles?

Holy fawk...Ford City. Talk about BIG changes there...the last movie I saw there was Terminator-2.

LOTS of changes there...it's very eh...ahem...'colorful'. YouknowhatImsayin? Lots of eh...'culture' there now. I wont go there now...lots of eh...you know...uh...lots of uh...you know, everywhere.

Now I go to LaGrange...55/Lagrange Rd. Even over there it's getting a little eh...'mixed'.

SS · « **Reply #21 on:** November 16, 2006, 05:52:17 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on November 16, 2006, 05:48:56 PM

To Ice Tea's..'COMBAT'. With Kelly and the rest of the crew from Miracles?

Holy fawk...Ford City. Talk about BIG changes there...the last movie I saw there was Terminator-2.

LOTS of changes there...it's very eh...ahem...'colorful'. YouknowhatImsayin? Lots of eh...'culture' there now. I wont go there now...lots of eh...you know...uh...lots of uh...you know, everywhere.

Now I go to LaGrange...55/Lagrange Rd. Even over there it's getting a little eh...'mixed'.

yeah i know. I went back there 3 yrs ago.I use to live off 79th and cicero and you'r not kidding....... good thing I moved

Blockhead · « **Reply #22 on:** November 16, 2006, 05:54:31 PM »

Oh yea yea...

I live on the northside now but grew up my whole life in Canaryville.

Small World. What highschool?

SS · « **Reply #23 on:** November 16, 2006, 06:05:45 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on November 16, 2006, 05:54:31 PM

Oh yea yea...

I live on the northside now but grew up my whole life in Canaryville.

Small World. What highschool?

Reavis HS......canaryville! I'm kinda slow but that's where the original sox park was?

Blockhead · « **Reply #24 on:** November 16, 2006, 06:12:42 PM »

Quote from: superstarbillygram on November 16, 2006, 06:05:45 PM

Reavis HS......canaryville! I'm kinda slow but that's where the original sox park was?

Yep! 4200 SOUTH...800West!