Top 10 Thing You Can Bet Your Hairy Ass Cormier Is Doing Besides Training Hard and Staying Focused.
1) Watching BET Channel
2) Playing XBox game featuring 'FittyCent Get Rich/Die Tryin' game.
3) Text messaging some ho' something along the lines of 'wat u doin boo? u miss me boo? wat u b wearin rite now?'
4) Admiring his PITBULL tattoo in the mirror as if a 'PITBULL' breed of canine has ANYTHING to do with sterotypical ghetto culture.
5) Hanging up a new poster of Al Pacino's character in the movie 'SCARFACE', Tony Montana up in his crib.
6) On his cell phone with a new 'tender' as she is getting PAW PRINTS tattoo's on top of her JUGS.
7) Downloading new HIP/HOP ring tone for his cell phone "..let's kick it just like Tae Bo...then let me bend you over so I can SMACK that...all on the floor..SMACK THAT..give me some more..SMACK THAT..until you get sore..."

Debating which football jersey he should wear to the most drama infested high distraction gym on the planet(Golds/Venice)...'Dallas Cowboys' or 'Da SKINS'.
9) Looking for extra bag od table sugar so he can make a jug of RED flavor...not CHERRY...RED flavor KooLaid.
10) On the cell phone with 'sum bitch' telling her something along the lines of...'u know you be my one and only...u know u be my baby boo!'
Not as good a TOP 10 LIST as Special 'Subpoena Me' Ed but I gave it a crack!