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Bast000

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Do aminals go to heaven?
« on: November 18, 2006, 08:27:24 PM »
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mightymouse72

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Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2006, 08:29:17 PM »
no, God did not breathe the breath of life into animals as he did man.
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Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2006, 08:31:46 PM »
what about Jews, Gays and Muslims?  what does the Bible say?
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Count Grishnackh

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Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2006, 09:29:37 PM »
Quote from: mightymouse72 on November 18, 2006, 08:29:17 PM
no, God did not breathe the breath of life into animals as he did man.

ahhahahaha
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DK II

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Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2006, 03:54:51 AM »
Quote from: Bast000 on November 18, 2006, 08:27:24 PM
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no you idiot.

animals don't go to church and read the bible do they??

all they do is sleep and fuck and kill, so they are sinners. animals don't live by the 10 rules god gave to mankind, so they go to hell.

Christianity is so simple!!  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2006, 03:57:03 AM »
Quote from: Bast000 on November 18, 2006, 08:31:46 PM
what about Jews, Gays and Muslims?  what does the Bible say?

not catholic = hell.

that's the answer to every question.

but beware:

catholic doesn't equal heaven. You have to spend a lot of money and kiss the church's ass every sunday, or you'll go to hell.  8)
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Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2006, 10:25:59 PM »
Quote from: DonkeyKong on November 19, 2006, 03:57:03 AM


catholic doesn't equal heaven. You have to spend a lot of money and kiss the church's ass every sunday, or you'll go to hell.  8)

fu-ck!  :-\  ;D
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Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2006, 12:58:08 PM »
Quote from: Bast000 on November 21, 2006, 10:25:59 PM
fu-ck!  :-\  ;D

I'm awfully sorry.

You can still convert to islam, then all you have to do to go to heaven is strap yourself to a bomb and blow it up anywhere nonmuslims are around.  :-X :-X
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Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2006, 04:34:01 AM »
'heaven' lol
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amc1980

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Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2006, 04:54:05 AM »
Skippy the Bush Kangaroo, Gentle Ben and Flipper- Yes, they will get in.

Cujo and Hitler's dog- Not a chance.
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Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2006, 08:20:36 AM »
Quote from: amc1980 on November 26, 2006, 04:54:05 AM
Skippy the Bush Kangaroo, Gentle Ben and Flipper- Yes, they will get in.

Cujo and Hitler's dog- Not a chance.
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Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2006, 07:54:25 AM »
Quote from: DonkeyKong on November 19, 2006, 03:57:03 AM
not catholic = hell.

that's the answer to every question.

but beware:

catholic doesn't equal heaven. You have to spend a lot of money and kiss the church's ass every sunday, or you'll go to hell.  8)

Unless your a born-again christian.  They kiss ass, broadcast the stuff on tv, and fleece people of money.  "you shall be saved...after your check clears."
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DK II

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Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2006, 09:54:16 AM »
Quote from: Migs on December 09, 2006, 07:54:25 AM
Unless your a born-again christian.  They kiss ass, broadcast the stuff on tv, and fleece people of money.  "you shall be saved...after your check clears."

haha, i hate that scum.  ;D
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Lord Humungous

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Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2006, 10:02:19 AM »
Ive always thought heaven has all the things youve loved in life and much more. So, Maybe your pets do go to heaven, who knows?
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Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2006, 11:13:46 AM »
What about short humans Bastiano with weird looking dicks? Do they get the "pity access pass"?
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Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2006, 12:56:38 AM »
Quote from: DF on December 09, 2006, 11:13:46 AM
What about short humans Bastiano with weird looking dicks? Do they get the "pity access pass"?

There is no pity in the catholic church. Either you pray pay your way to heaven or you'll go to hell.  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2006, 10:36:13 AM »
Quote from: DF on December 09, 2006, 11:13:46 AM
What about short humans Bastiano with weird looking dicks? Do they get the "pity access pass"?

Haha i almost feel sorry for you lille snopp
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Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2006, 12:56:22 PM »
Quote from: Count Grishnackh on November 18, 2006, 09:31:56 PM
Jews are gods chosen people (according to the good book)

Gays and Muslims are better off with my church   :D

LMAO.....that was funny, not gonna lie....

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Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2006, 12:58:47 PM »
Quote from: garraeth on December 10, 2006, 12:54:51 PM
I don't see why not. I'd be pissed if my childhood pets that died weren't in heaven.  >:(

i'm sorry.

You should have changed to hinduism.
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Re: Do aminals go to heaven?[/
« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2006, 01:01:42 PM »
I've only just noticed this, and please excuse my use of profane language on teh religious board, but what the f**k is an "aminal"?

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Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
« Reply #20 on: December 10, 2006, 01:06:28 PM »
It says in the bible that Jesus will return on a white horse for the 2nd coming, thus implying there are animals in heaven. 
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DK II

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Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
« Reply #21 on: December 11, 2006, 03:44:01 AM »
Quote from: garraeth on December 10, 2006, 01:05:03 PM
hmm. nahh.

But, I believe God created everything, including animals. And, that everything was in the presense of God prior to coming to earth. Therefore, when they are done with their time on this earth, it stands to reason (based on my beliefs) that they'd return to His presense -- if they were "good" in their realm of existance...which brings up another question: can animals sin? I think they can. But that the "good" ones will go to "heaven" (whatever your "heaven" is).

hahaha, animals can 'sin'??

So, what would that be?? Eating to much dog food or looking at a fine golden retrievers ass?

Eating the neighbor's cat's mice?

Humping day and night?

Killing?

any answers?
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Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
« Reply #22 on: December 11, 2006, 12:19:23 PM »
My pet turtle that I lit on fire with vodka is probably in heaven and so is the goldfish I flushed down the toilet.  :)
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Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
« Reply #23 on: December 11, 2006, 11:47:37 PM »
Quote from: Camel  Jockey on December 11, 2006, 12:19:23 PM
My pet turtle that I lit on fire with vodka is probably in heaven and so is the goldfish I flushed down the toilet.  :)

yeah, but you won't be able to see them there, because killing is a sin, and you'll go to hell.  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Do aminals go to heaven?
« Reply #24 on: December 12, 2006, 04:51:03 AM »
Quote from: Camel  Jockey on December 11, 2006, 12:19:23 PM
My pet turtle that I lit on fire with vodka is probably in heaven and so is the goldfish I flushed down the toilet.  :)

wow you lit a turtle on fire? man your a badass!
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