Oh brother. Please don't make me reveal the extent of your shaft addiction
Go ahead. "Reveal the extent of my shaft addiction."
You know what the truly sad part is?
Deep down, you actually think you are some witty, well thought out insulter, who champions brevity, but in actuality, you aren't even remotely clever or witty. 99% of your one liners are honestly absolute garbage.
No one finds "shaft addiction," "flat back pack" (or whatever the fuck you said in that other thread), and calling people "Gloria," funny.
You aren't good at what you think you're good at. It's quite sad actually. You're like that 160lb kid at the gym who put on a plate and a quarter on the bench and screams throughout each rep. Then when he gets up he flares his lats like he's carrying suitcases.
You're that douche bag. Just stop it.