poor simon having to lie
too stupid to be funny
he resorts to poor taste as his weapon of choice
simon takes his anonymity seriously
he threatened to go to the police if i came near him
poor little simon 
Maybe admin should go and have a look at all you "I fucked yo mamma" posts.
They were all lies as well (I hope)
I don't recall you threatening me, when did I say I would go to the police, would you like to post up the evidence, Im sure you have kept a record of that, or was it a lie?
and as for being frightened, you would gas after 30 seconds the shape you are in.