TOP TEN BB STORIES OF 2006
1. Cutler Agrees to Enough Free Guest Posings and Personal Appearances to Dethrone Coleman.
2. Ben Weider steps down to pursue getting porn into the 2008 Olympics.
3. PDI's Night of Champions returns featuring Lee Priest and 25 other guys you've never heard of.
4. Sirius gets PBW, proving that Bodybuilding.com is following classic "dotcom" business practice of wasting investors' money.
5. Titus & Ryan Accused of Punching, Strangling, Poisoning, Choking, Kidnapping, Burning and Murdering their "dear friend".
6. Jeffers outclassing of Cicherillo deemed good enough for 7th place behind Chick's 1st place finish.
7. Planet Fitness buys out World Gym, bans grunting, bandanas, water, sweating, muscles, and testosterone.
8. Return of Gary Strydom and his still-missing back.
9. Phil Heath undefeated through first two shows; eyes Marciano's 49-0 record.
10. Arnold easily wins gubernatorial re-election; plans to return for Terminator 4, Commando 2, and Conan the Bar Lesbian.
Special "Merciless" Ed