Women... for pity's sake don't drive

[Diesel1]

It's a well known fact, women and motorcars don't mix

[Deedee]

I love the way Brits say... motorcars 

and boot, lift, jumper too.

[xxxLinda]

I love the way Brits say... motorcars 

and boot, lift, jumper too.

and I love the way redneck Americans think they own the road.

with mad love
Linda.

ps:  Diesel >>>It's a proven fact that women are better drivers > go DEBATE?

(put your spectacles on

[xxxLinda]

I love the way Brits say... motorcars 

and boot, lift, jumper too.

hey babes!

a boot is the back bit (trunk in American)

a lift is an elevator...

a jumper is a nice warm sweater.



are you talking about those two big wires what make the car start if if goes off in winter?  They're called jumper cables.
xL

[Diesel1]

and I love the way redneck Americans think they own the road.

with mad love
Linda.

ps:  Diesel >>>It's a proven fact that women are better drivers > go DEBATE?

(put your spectacles on

Evidence please

[xxxLinda]

I'll find it.


My own evidence:  I drove for 13 years and never had an accident. 

I had an old Ford, then a T-Bird.  Oh hang on, I drove a Cadillac to Florida.

Then my boss gave me his silver jag.

Now, about your theory?.  I'd love to know where you find the great big office of statistics. 

I know there is one, as they quote it everyday.  And, as you already know, women are better drivers...

xxx

[Deedee]

are you talking about those two big wires what make the car start if if goes off in winter?  They're called jumper cables.
xL

No, I was talking about the nice warm sweater.

[xxxLinda]

but perhaps you don't see many in your part of the woods.

pity.

with two eyes and an accelerator,

Lindaxxx

brake
horn


& indicate.

[xxxLinda]

No, I was talking about the nice warm sweater.

ta deeds, me too.

can we get any evidence for Diesel (I think he's a northern Englishman and you wanna be wary of them) of the fact that women are better drivers?

yo Di, you wanna google insurance and hit the gender button?



with mad love
etc
Linda
xxx

[ToxicAvenger]

It's a well known fact, women and motorcars don't mix

you r a muslim...    bad muslim..bad bad muslim...stop listening to them imams mang

fucker

[Diesel1]

ta deeds, me too.

can we get any evidence for Diesel (I think he's a northern Englishman and you wanna be wary of them) of the fact that women are better drivers?

yo Di, you wanna google insurance and hit the gender button?



with mad love
etc
Linda
xxx

I thought you might mention that old chestnut.

The fact is there's more than twice as many male drivers as there are female drivers, so it would be wrong to look at insurance claims stats.

[xxxLinda]

sorry Diesel, I need to retract my statement.  I suppose men have to be better drivers here.

There's no way on god's gorgeous earth i'd ever drive in england.  so perhaps you have an alternative view.  the roads are crap here.  they were built for horses and carriages, not cadillacs.

so no way to back up.  i doubt i could pass the test here anymore and i wouldn't want to anyways. 

i'll ride my bike

xL

[xxxLinda]

I thought you might mention that old chestnut.

The fact is there's more than twice as many male drivers as there are female drivers, so it would be wrong to look at insurance claims stats.

Right, I'm scared.  I'd sooner ride my bike.

That's dangerous.  And so is walking.  Apparantly there are more pedestrians killed than motorists. 

I never take the tube.
The bus is iffy.

xxx
L

[xxxLinda]

I thought you might mention that old chestnut.

The fact is there's more than twice as many male drivers as there are female drivers, so it would be wrong to look at insurance claims stats.

Look, I used to think I was odd because I didn't get married and have kids.  Then it turns out that's normal. 

Now you are telling me women don't drive either?


fine
makes sense to me
it's a mad world and I'd sooner cycle or walk or take the 6 bus if it's a long way
with mad love
Linda
xxx

[xxxLinda]

do you wanna google saudi arabia?  did you know that women are not allowed to drive there?


black veils do my head in
xL

[xxxLinda]

you r a muslim...    bad muslim..bad bad muslim...stop listening to them imams mang

fucker

get that out of your head.  women can drive.

unfortunately they're not allowed to in their moslem countries.


come on over to England.

xL

joke okay>?

ps:  I passed my first driving test in Toronto when I was 18 and landed a job with a company car.  The second time I did a right and a left in a parking lot in Florida & passed.  I wonder what it's like now. 

But then I had my license stolen one night in a bar in Florida when I made the bad mistake of bragging that I had a clean drivers.  Then you move to another state, right?

[Butterbean]

I love the way Brits say... motorcars 

and boot, lift, jumper too.

and w.c., loo, chips, tube, and bog roll



The worst driver in the world is my neighbor.  And she is a woman.

[Deedee]

I think my ex's mother is right up there. She once took down a full bicycle rack and dragged it half-way across the parking lot before she noticed. 

[ToxicAvenger]

get that out of your head.  women can drive.

unfortunately they're not allowed to in their moslem countries.


come on over to England.

xL

joke okay>?

ps:  I passed my first driving test in Toronto when I was 18 and landed a job with a company car.  The second time I did a right and a left in a parking lot in Florida & passed.  I wonder what it's like now. 

But then I had my license stolen one night in a bar in Florida when I made the bad mistake of bragging that I had a clean drivers.  Then you move to another state, right?

PS..most girls are too pensive to drive proper...

girls that drive regular transmission CAN drive...

if you dunno how to drive stick..then sorry..you cant drive...

[ToxicAvenger]

The worst driver in the world is my neighbor.  And she is a woman.

is she asian?

[Hugo Chavez]

yea, I was going to say, can you correct that to say Asian women don't drive... There is one stereotype that is absolutely true... These bitches are fuggin dangerous.  They need to take these women to drivers ed courses before they get their citizenship... f**k the English course, they pic English up in a month anyway.

[24KT]

That Endfield guy is hilarious! 

[Muscleboy]

British people suck