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best surfaces for getting the most noise from a fart?
« on: November 28, 2006, 05:39:00 AM »
the chair im on now has proven itself on many occasions...a soft vinyl, lightly padded.

a beanbag, provides a deeper throatier fart

the shower floor...always gets a giggle

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Re: best surfaces for getting the most noise from a fart?
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2006, 05:43:53 AM »
Cupping your hand over your arsehole produces a good sound with the added bonus of making your hand smell

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Re: best surfaces for getting the most noise from a fart?
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2006, 06:12:37 AM »


hard plastic chair


and underwater results in an interesting tone




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Re: best surfaces for getting the most noise from a fart?
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2006, 06:22:31 AM »
Someones face...




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Re: best surfaces for getting the most noise from a fart?
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2006, 10:33:33 AM »
the chair im on now has proven itself on many occasions...a soft vinyl, lightly padded.

a beanbag, provides a deeper throatier fart

the shower floor...always gets a giggle

discuss

A nice hardwood chair at a restaurant.  Case in point, I was at a pizza joint a few years ago with a friend.  We were the only ones in the room and I had some major gas going.  I decided to rip it bare ass on the wood chair just to see how much volume it would make, and let me tell you it was one for the ages.  I bet the cooks in the kitchen heard it.