hey steve,
i say dump lee! i use to idolize this guy and when i met him he was so mean and cruel ! i just asked for simple autograph and wanted to chat for 30 seconds and he blew me and my friend off like we were nothing to him!
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DEREK ANTHONY
I have just posted this on the MD :
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no Bull Board, as an open letter to the sexually challanged Derek Anthonyhttp://www.musculardevelopment.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1784This is what really really really happend:
Dear Derek
I can just about picture you the night before the big day, the day of days.... THE DAY YOU WILL MEET YOUR BIGGEST IDOL...the day you were to meet Lee Priest.
The night before you were unable to fall asleep and the only thing that gave you relieve was to count little sheep and remmember how good it felt back in 1982 when you molested that little lamb your cousin loved so much.
What were your exact words again: TAKE IT BITCH... SAY HOW BIG IT IS!!!!
Swiftly moving on, you woke up the the following day wondering what Lee would look like in real life.
To Lee's honor you choose to wear one of your outrages rainbow colored suits, the very same you wore on the >>>Gay Pride<<< parades you participated in the past.
Finally the moment was here, you can just about see him, he looks smaller than you thought he would but it's still Lee isn't it?
He also got a new tattoo on his face which looks kind of badass (you can feel that you get harder) you wonder what it would feel like to biting the pillow and take a look back just to catch Lee ramming it up your mancunt and hitting a double biceps all at the same time.
Now you are super hard... you haven't been that hard since you sniffed the vagina of this little black girl you found down on 5th street, the mother coughed you didn't she Derek? But that's an entire different story.
Back to Lee:
You are now ready to meet the man of your dreams, you barely made it, the view steps to meet your god could not have been harder, you feel dizzy hot and cold at the same time.
All of a sudden HE is right in front of you and everything seems to happen just at once:
You came in your pants and when your coffee written seems crawled it's way down your skinny legs you cracked up everybody around you by shouting out loud:
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WANT YOUR BABY!!!!
The rest is just a blur of emotions and bitter memories, you trying to reach down on Lee's pants franticly unzipping your own, eagerly opening your mouth in anticipation of another cumload.
This all was just to much for Lee who simply belted you right in the fucking mouth.
You felt hurt and cheated... YOU STARTED TO HATE LEE.