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The Squadfather

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The biggest bullshit article ever written!!!!!!!
« on: November 30, 2006, 02:45:00 PM »
talk about some fish stories check this masterpiece out, hahahaha.

http://www.criticalbench.com/pro-athletes-bench-press.htm
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Re: The biggest bullshit article ever written!!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2006, 02:48:49 PM »

 Hahahaha...

 Anyone remember when Jesse Ventura did an upright row with 500lbs with that fat greaseball Dino Bravo helping him back in the old WWF days?
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Re: The biggest bullshit article ever written!!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2006, 02:50:44 PM »
Quote from: TheBlockHead on November 30, 2006, 02:48:49 PM
Hahahaha...

 Anyone remember when Jesse Ventura did an upright row with 500lbs with that fat greaseball Dino Bravo helping him back in the old WWF days?
hahahaha, brutal fake plates, do you believe that Mark Kerr benched 610 or that Shaq benched 455?
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Re: The biggest bullshit article ever written!!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2006, 02:51:16 PM »
Ha Ha these guys are a bunch of liars. The article says that "powerhouse Jason Witlock of the KC Chiefs benched over 600 lbs). Jason Witlock does not play for the Chiefs, he is a fat sports reporter for the KC Star.
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Re: The biggest bullshit article ever written!!!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2006, 02:51:44 PM »
Quote from: TheBlockHead on November 30, 2006, 02:48:49 PM
Hahahaha...

 Anyone remember when Jesse Ventura did an upright row with 500lbs with that fat greaseball Dino Bravo helping him back in the old WWF days?

AHAHAHAHA!!!   Yes, I remember that.....Jesse was supposed to apply pressure on the weighted bar Dino was bp'ing to showcase that Dino was the strongest Canadian alive!!    Together they performed a single rep while Jesse "acted" like he was working against Dino.....I was a kid and thought that was bullshit.
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Re: The biggest bullshit article ever written!!!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2006, 02:53:13 PM »


 Hahahahaha! Shaq doesnt have the coordination to even balance a bar over him. The big greazy ni66a cant even hit a fkn free throw but we are supposed to believe he can press more than 4bills?
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Re: The biggest bullshit article ever written!!!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2006, 02:53:38 PM »
Quote from: Burt Reynolds on November 30, 2006, 02:51:16 PM
Ha Ha these guys are a bunch of liars. The article says that "powerhouse Jason Witlock of the KC Chiefs benched over 600 lbs). Jason Witlock does not play for the Chiefs, he is a fat sports reporter for the KC Star.

You were great In Deliverence Burt, why all the surgery?
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Re: The biggest bullshit article ever written!!!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2006, 03:04:32 PM »
Quote from: TheBlockHead on November 30, 2006, 02:53:13 PM

 Hahahahaha! Shaq doesnt have the coordination to even balance a bar over him. The big greazy ni66a cant even hit a fkn free throw but we are supposed to believe he can press more than 4bills?
Maybe if they made the plates out of bricks he be able to do something.  ;D
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Re: The biggest bullshit article ever written!!!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2006, 03:09:03 PM »
why repost it in here?  ::)
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Re: The biggest bullshit article ever written!!!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2006, 03:22:04 PM »
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Powerhouse Jason Whitlock from the Kansas City Chiefs was also reported to bench pressing 600lbs
LOLOLOL

I should send that to him at the KC Star. I bet he couldn't even bench half his
bodyweight. Even he would probably laugh his ass off.
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Re: The biggest bullshit article ever written!!!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2006, 03:23:18 PM »
Quote from: Jujoshu on November 30, 2006, 03:22:04 PM
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Powerhouse Jason Whitlock from the Kansas City Chiefs was also reported to bench pressing 600lbs
LOLOLOL

I should send that to him at the KC Star. I bet he couldn't even bench half his
bodyweight. Even he would probably laugh his ass off.
isn't he the fat black dude who is on ESPN's Sports Reporters sometimes?
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Re: The biggest bullshit article ever written!!!!!!!
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2006, 03:26:25 PM »
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isn't he the fat black dude who is on ESPN's Sports Reporters sometimes?
Yes,

He's very fat and I seriously doubt he's seen a weight room in years. He REPORTS
on the Chiefs but evidently according to this guy he's their "powerhouse" player.
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Re: The biggest bullshit article ever written!!!!!!!
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2006, 03:27:12 PM »
Quote from: Jujoshu on November 30, 2006, 03:26:25 PM
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isn't he the fat black dude who is on ESPN's Sports Reporters sometimes?
Yes,

He's very fat and I seriously doubt he's seen a weight room in years. He REPORTS
on the Chiefs but evidently according to this guy he's their "powerhouse" player.
what do you think about the Jack Lemmon 300lb. bench claim? ::)
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Re: The biggest bullshit article ever written!!!!!!!
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2006, 03:30:55 PM »
Jack Lemmon.. Right now I don't think he can bench anything but
back in his day I'm guessing 150 lbs. Of course I could be wrong-
my condolences Jack.
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Re: The biggest bullshit article ever written!!!!!!!
« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2006, 03:44:10 PM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on November 30, 2006, 02:45:00 PM
talk about some fish stories check this masterpiece out, hahahaha.

http://www.criticalbench.com/pro-athletes-bench-press.htm

I used to see Snuka working out with Mr. Fuji back when I saw Rocky Johnson bench 500 and Tony Atlas bench 550. Snuka used featherweights for a guy with his build. People don't realize it but he was 40 back in the early 80's. Snuka was a miserable fuck. He wore a hairnet while he trained.
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Re: The biggest bullshit article ever written!!!!!!!
« Reply #15 on: November 30, 2006, 03:50:02 PM »
Anyone know how much Mike Tyson benched?
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Re: The biggest bullshit article ever written!!!!!!!
« Reply #16 on: November 30, 2006, 03:52:43 PM »
Quote from: Darren Avey on November 30, 2006, 03:50:02 PM
Anyone know how much Mike Tyson benched?
he would probably claim 500 plus but i'd say 350-360 which is awesome for a boxer who doesn't lift that much.
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Re: The biggest bullshit article ever written!!!!!!!
« Reply #17 on: November 30, 2006, 04:13:50 PM »
Quote from: TheBlockHead on November 30, 2006, 02:53:13 PM

 Hahahahaha! Shaq doesnt have the coordination to even balance a bar over him. The big greazy ni66a cant even hit a fkn free throw but we are supposed to believe he can press more than 4bills?

hahaha I nearly pissed myself again :D
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Re: The biggest bullshit article ever written!!!!!!!
« Reply #18 on: November 30, 2006, 05:03:17 PM »
Quote from: Darren Avey on November 30, 2006, 03:50:02 PM
Anyone know how much Mike Tyson benched?

Someone on this board said they saw him training, and that he strugged with 225.
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Re: The biggest bullshit article ever written!!!!!!!
« Reply #19 on: November 30, 2006, 05:15:51 PM »
LOL Bush benched 185.
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Re: The biggest bullshit article ever written!!!!!!!
« Reply #20 on: November 30, 2006, 05:23:30 PM »
I just love how the media runs with a story, for years they tried to tell us that tiger was benching 300.  Just one look at him tells the whole store

"Take Tiger Woods for example, according to Golf Pro Magazine 2001, CA Tiger Woods was reported to bench press 190lbs. Take another athlete like Paul Hamm from Gymnastics, the Olympic Committe "
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