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Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
« Reply #100 on: December 01, 2006, 11:09:51 AM »
She looks kind of like Rocky Dennis in that pic. ROFL Sorry

Just joking...  ;D


Lmao!!!!!!!! How do you think Nick Lache feels with us posters saying he looks like Polumbo?!

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« Reply #101 on: December 01, 2006, 11:10:24 AM »
Ugly whore.


Lol!!! That is two posts that made me lol....

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« Reply #102 on: December 01, 2006, 11:10:31 AM »

Lmao!!!!!!!! How do you think Nick Lache feels with us posters saying he looks like Polumbo?!

HAHAHAHAH
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« Reply #103 on: December 01, 2006, 11:10:39 AM »
Ugly whore.

She was ok in Van Wilder, but went downhill fast. Drinking too much makes girls ugly and bloated, like Fergie.
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« Reply #104 on: December 01, 2006, 11:12:09 AM »
In Van Wilder huh?  Are you talking about Tara Reid?

Yeah
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« Reply #105 on: December 01, 2006, 11:14:08 AM »
I have a question, and I hope I don't piss anyone off...

Tell me.....

Why do black guys... Not all black guys.... But some (or most).... Seem to only like the fattest and uglyest of white girls..?

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Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
« Reply #106 on: December 01, 2006, 11:14:51 AM »
She was ok in Van Wilder, but went downhill fast. Drinking too much makes girls ugly and bloated, like Fergie.
she also looked really good in american pie 1 and 2... also she looked really good in my boss's daughter..i still think she is hot.i love her skanky look these days
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« Reply #107 on: December 01, 2006, 11:16:38 AM »
MO cushion Fo the Pushin ;D.  Lol.

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« Reply #108 on: December 01, 2006, 11:17:32 AM »
I have a question, and I hope I don't piss anyone off...

Tell me.....

Why do black guys... Not all black guys.... But some (or most).... Seem to only like the fattest and uglyest of white girls..?


black guys are freaks..need i say more
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« Reply #109 on: December 01, 2006, 11:18:33 AM »
A side note, Pam Anderson is still doable but not really that hot anymore. Face is going down hill fast.

She is ok, I used to see her quite often. Nothing special without makeup. But we tied our boats with her and Kid a few years back on the 4th of July and her body still looked amazing.
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« Reply #110 on: December 01, 2006, 11:21:33 AM »
She is ok, I used to see her quite often. Nothing special without makeup. But we tied our boats with her and Kid a few years back on the 4th of July and her body still looked amazing.
i heard she removed her breast implants?..is that true?
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« Reply #111 on: December 01, 2006, 11:21:51 AM »
A side note, Pam Anderson is still doable but not really that hot anymore. Face is going down hill fast.


She looks ok for being 500 years old.

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« Reply #112 on: December 01, 2006, 11:23:31 AM »
i heard she removed her breast implants?..is that true?

she did and got smaller ones, then bigger ones, then smaller ones, now she is back to big ones. Serious.
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« Reply #113 on: December 01, 2006, 11:25:09 AM »
she did and got smaller ones, then bigger ones, then smaller ones, now she is back to big ones. Serious.
so its the big ones then..finally a relief..lol
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« Reply #114 on: December 01, 2006, 11:25:30 AM »
what do you guys think about tara reid?

Pretty but not beautiful.


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« Reply #115 on: December 01, 2006, 11:26:40 AM »
Pretty but not beautiful.


she recently got her breast enlarged..still hot as hell in my eyes
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Re: JESSICA SIMPSON SEX TAPE!!!!!!!
« Reply #116 on: December 01, 2006, 11:28:08 AM »
Nice body, her face is nothing special.


This post proves only one thing......you're a queer.

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« Reply #117 on: December 01, 2006, 11:28:44 AM »
she recently got her breast enlarged..still hot as hell in my eyes

No she got them smaller actually. They had to fix this.
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« Reply #118 on: December 01, 2006, 11:29:51 AM »
Most of the boob jobs are as attractive as Jessica's belches.

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« Reply #119 on: December 01, 2006, 11:33:16 AM »
Tara Reid is a girl you just want to bone.  She has fucked up every guy she has been with.  She has a cute face and the tits have been redone but too skanky.  Good sport f**k if you got the chance.

She got lipo recently too. Her stomach was fucked up from a past surgery. She looks better, but her career is most likely over.
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« Reply #120 on: December 01, 2006, 11:38:49 AM »
Yea.  She really has no acting talent IMO.  Maybe she can do a crotch shot like Britney every few years for publicity.

The nipple slip got her crazy attention, but she blamed it for her alcohol problems cuz everyone saw how fucked up het tits were. She did a media blitz a few weeks ago and does look better and says she wants to start acting again, but that E! show really fucked up her career.
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« Reply #121 on: December 01, 2006, 11:42:41 AM »
The nipple slip got her crazy attention, but she blamed it for her alcohol problems cuz everyone saw how fucked up het tits were. She did a media blitz a few weeks ago and does look better and says she wants to start acting again, but that E! show really fucked up her career.

If she's that much of a mess might as well just do Courtney Love. :-\

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« Reply #122 on: December 01, 2006, 12:10:44 PM »
I'd take Simpson over her anyday, even if she burped all day. ;D

Likewise. She's got an amazing body on her - she can act as stupid as she likes round me as long as she'll allow my cock in her mouth.

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« Reply #123 on: December 01, 2006, 12:16:12 PM »
jessica simpson is the hottest female perfection on the earth, i cant wait till this thing comes out, id smother a million baby kittens for the chance to fuck her.

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« Reply #124 on: December 01, 2006, 12:16:48 PM »
She even looks good without make-up on - always a winner in my eyes for marriage material.