Author Topic: derek anthony becoming a cop and other things related (Read 8681 times)

whitewidow · « **on:** December 02, 2006, 02:16:51 PM »

I did not think convicted male prostitutes could join the force?

? also hes so juiced up and on drugs know way hes healthy enough to pass a physical.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #1 on:** December 02, 2006, 02:17:59 PM »

he's a pathetic joke.

Blockhead · « **Reply #2 on:** December 02, 2006, 02:25:09 PM »

Law Enforcement Agencies usually do a backround check on potential employees. Once they see he is a gay hooker his eligibility status will be thrown out.

The only time DA will put a COPS uniform on is when he is 'dressed as one' for some rich perverted homo with a fetish for 'guys in uniform' bachelor party.

whitewidow · « **Reply #3 on:** December 02, 2006, 02:26:31 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on December 02, 2006, 02:25:09 PM

Law Enforcement Agencies usually do a backround check on potential employees. Once they see he is a gay hooker his eligibility status will be thrown out.

The only time DA will put a COPS uniform on is when he is 'dressed as one' for some rich perverted homo with a fetish for 'guys in uniform' bachelor party.

LOL- so true!

gordiano · « **Reply #4 on:** December 02, 2006, 02:38:01 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on December 02, 2006, 02:25:09 PM

Law Enforcement Agencies usually do a backround check on potential employees. Once they see he is a gay hooker his eligibility status will be thrown out.

The only time DA will put a COPS uniform on is when he is 'dressed as one' for some rich perverted homo with a fetish for 'guys in uniform' bachelor party.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Monster truth!

YoungBlood · « **Reply #5 on:** December 02, 2006, 02:51:14 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on December 02, 2006, 02:25:09 PM

Law Enforcement Agencies usually do a backround check on potential employees. Once they see he is a gay hooker his eligibility status will be thrown out.

The only time DA will put a COPS uniform on is when he is 'dressed as one' for some rich perverted homo with a fetish for 'guys in uniform' bachelor party.

For once I agree with Blockhead. I hope this doesn't occur too often....

whitewidow · « **Reply #6 on:** December 02, 2006, 02:56:49 PM »

derrick why did you block my's PM's? did i really hurt your feelings that bad? you melt down easy kid!

gordiano · « **Reply #7 on:** December 02, 2006, 03:02:46 PM »

Quote from: whitewidow on December 02, 2006, 02:56:49 PM

derrick why did you block my's PM's? did i really hurt your feelings that bad? you melt down easy kid!

Man-whores have feelings too.........

kh300 · « **Reply #8 on:** December 02, 2006, 03:03:57 PM »

Quote from: whitewidow on December 02, 2006, 02:16:51 PM

I did not think convicted male prostitutes could join the force?? also hes so juiced up and on drugs know way hes healthy enough to pass a physical.

if hes doin nypd he doesnt need to worry about the juice. but with that background check and then the psych exam. hes gonna have a hard time hiding those secrets

whitewidow · « **Reply #9 on:** December 02, 2006, 03:07:21 PM »

derek is a very sensitive man! this stuff really does bother him deeply. monster self esteem problems!

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #10 on:** December 02, 2006, 03:08:13 PM »

Quote from: whitewidow on December 02, 2006, 03:07:21 PM

monster self esteem problems!

How much self-esteem could someone who sells his asshole have?

gordiano · « **Reply #11 on:** December 02, 2006, 03:08:58 PM »

Could you imagine if Derek was a cop, and suddenly, gallons of evidence in the form of jizz went missing?

nycbull · « **Reply #12 on:** December 02, 2006, 03:09:24 PM »

NYPD is one of the most lax in the country. They will overlook past drug use as long as you say you wont do it again. The NYPD used to be respectful, you should see the losers they hire now. They smoke on the job, dont shave, wear dreadlocks, wear their uniform big and baggy and the girls can have long painted finger nails. And English isn't mandatory. Unbelievable.

LLES · « **Reply #13 on:** December 02, 2006, 03:09:32 PM »

The only way DA could become a cop,is if Mayor B himself was at one of DA's G4P events & DA is blackmailing him.

gordiano · « **Reply #14 on:** December 02, 2006, 03:10:57 PM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on December 02, 2006, 03:08:13 PM

How much self-esteem could someone who sells his asshole have?

Only as much as the person penetrating him can give him at any given session............

Hedgehog · « **Reply #15 on:** December 02, 2006, 03:11:25 PM »

Quote from: whitewidow on December 02, 2006, 02:16:51 PM

I did not think convicted male prostitutes could join the force?? also hes so juiced up and on drugs know way hes healthy enough to pass a physical.

His former status as a gay prostitute shouldn't prevent him from becoming a cop IMO.

If he passes the tests, he should be a cop.

Now, I doubt he will pass them... but as long as he stop his gay prostitution before getting onto the program, it's ok IMO.

Besides, there never was any rules against gays with hairplugs.

YIP
Zack

whitewidow · « **Reply #16 on:** December 02, 2006, 03:14:29 PM »

well he is definately gay! no man on steroids would be that sensitive-LOL. monster estrogen flowing through that man!

LLES · « **Reply #17 on:** December 02, 2006, 03:14:59 PM »

Quote from: gordiano on December 02, 2006, 03:02:46 PM

Man-whores have feelings too.........

maybe he just started his period. You know how sensitive he gets when his hormones get out of whack.

240 is Back · « **Reply #18 on:** December 02, 2006, 03:17:07 PM »

Quote from: gordiano on December 02, 2006, 03:08:58 PM

Could you imagine if Derek was a cop, and suddenly, gallons of evidence in the form of jizz went missing?

LMAO

Was this sperm bank robbery an inside job?

whitewidow · « **Reply #19 on:** December 02, 2006, 03:18:17 PM »

hes too sensitive too become a cop. he melts down fast! moster self esteem issues on top of that too much estrogen guy is like a 13yr old girl .

kh300 · « **Reply #20 on:** December 02, 2006, 03:30:42 PM »

Quote from: nycbull on December 02, 2006, 03:09:24 PM

NYPD is one of the most lax in the country. They will overlook past drug use as long as you say you wont do it again. The NYPD used to be respectful, you should see the losers they hire now. They smoke on the job, dont shave, wear dreadlocks, wear their uniform big and baggy and the girls can have long painted finger nails. And English isn't mandatory. Unbelievable.

that stuff depends on where your at. obviously the top cops arnt gonna be patrolling the marcy projects. but ya, nypd is lax. trying to keep 50,000 cops there are plenty of losers that slip in, but they'll eventually get weeded out. but they take the psych tests seriously. DA melts down on the internet, he wouldnt last a night in uniform

tommywishbone · « **Reply #21 on:** December 02, 2006, 03:36:44 PM »

Top 5 Officer Derek Anthony favorite criminal charges:

#1 Turd burglary
#2 Possesion of swollen property
#3 Butt piracy on the high seas
#4 Cruelty of animals (for wearing them on your head)
#5 Running an oil storage facility without a permit.

Stark · « **Reply #22 on:** December 02, 2006, 03:37:25 PM »

Even if this male gay whore becomes a cop he will still not have a good life as a cop...they would hang him upsidedown and stick a fucking fork in his ass.

Hey Derek I think I give your mother another call and have a little chat with her that her balding son is doing g4p huh?

Stark · « **Reply #23 on:** December 02, 2006, 03:43:54 PM »

You guys forgot...

#7 Illegal Cock fights

Stark · « **Reply #24 on:** December 02, 2006, 03:46:56 PM »

his ass isn't that sensitive anymore.... last I heard was that a brother who's penis was as big as a 4x4 parked his dick into his ass.