Am I wrong if I make the assumption that you are under the influence of alcohol right now?
Red wine?
Regarding your preferences: Thank God you're no BB competition judge. 
Considering your schmoe expertise: Do you find Derek Anthony more attractive the bigger his guts get?
YIP
Zack
1st off if i was drinking it would be beer...
2nd off, i'm not drinking...
3rdly, i may have misread this thread, but i'm not saying a big ugly mass body should win the Olympia or any other contest for that matter (unless well deserving), i'm just saying that i find big ugly mass bodies attractive to look at because i think (yes, just my thought) they are harder to come by.
4thly, this is all just an opinion.
xoxo
Lisa