HANDWASHING RULE?????????????????

[bigbalddaddy]

Am I the only mofo that washes their hands before they take a piss when out in public restrooms?  All of my buddies think I am nuts and people look at me crazy when they see me wash my hands before I piss at a club or out in public!  I mean WTF, you touch money, door handles were people put their nasty ass hands all over then you go touch your unit with out washing it?  Somebody help a bro out!!!

[Always Sore]

As long as your still washing them after you man handle your junk thats all I would care about, extra washing is just being safer nowadays.

[bigbalddaddy]

Whoops, forgot...I clean up after too and keep the hand towel in my hand to open the door...I know...i'm a freak!

[YoMamaBeenLurking]

Am I the only mofo that washes their hands before they take a piss when out in public restrooms?  All of my buddies think I am nuts and people look at me crazy when they see me wash my hands before I piss at a club or out in public!  I mean WTF, you touch money, door handles were people put their nasty ass hands all over then you go touch your unit with out washing it?  Somebody help a bro out!!!

Why do you care if your cock has a little extra bacteria on it?  You been fucking yourself lately?   

[bigbalddaddy]

Why do you care if your cock has a little extra bacteria on it?  You been fucking yourself lately?   

Not lately but you I gotta stay ready!

[Hugo Chavez]

At the gym I do this only... I aint taking my hands from a bunch of grimy dumbells every guy has deposited their hand grease on to my dick. washed before and after...

[onlyme]

Am I the only mofo that washes their hands before they take a piss when out in public restrooms?  All of my buddies think I am nuts and people look at me crazy when they see me wash my hands before I piss at a club or out in public!  I mean WTF, you touch money, door handles were people put their nasty ass hands all over then you go touch your unit with out washing it?  Somebody help a bro out!!!

Why wash before unless you were digging in some shit or something.  Just pee on your hands then wash them afterwards.

[bigbalddaddy]

Why wash before unless you were digging in some shit or something.  Just pee on your hands then wash them afterwards.

LOL!!!  Gotcha...

[Princess L]

Am I the only mofo that washes their hands before they take a piss when out in public restrooms?  All of my buddies think I am nuts and people look at me crazy when they see me wash my hands before I piss at a club or out in public!   Somebody help a bro out!!!

I've often wondered this myself and made joking (well, disguised as a joke) comments to guys about that.

I mean WTF, you touch money, door handles were people put their nasty ass hands all over then you go touch your unit with out washing it?

 
Exactly  - It just makes too much sense. 

Whoops, forgot...I clean up after too and keep the hand towel in my hand to open the door...I know...i'm a freak!

I'm a freak right there with ya.  Been doing it for years.

Why do you care if your cock has a little extra bacteria on it?  You been fucking yourself lately?   

  I bet the women are swarming over you   

[bigbalddaddy]

I've often wondered this myself and made joking (well, disguised as a joke) comments to guys about that.
 
Exactly  - It just makes too much sense. 


I'm a freak right there with ya.  Been doing it for years.

  I bet the women are swarming over you   

Thanks for having the BBD's back baby girl!

[Butterbean]

Wash BEFORE AND AFTER.

And don't touch escalator or stair railings if you can help it.  Don't touch your face at the gym after touching all the e-coli contaminated equipment either.  Sometimes I'd like to roll around in a plastic bubble.

[YoMamaBeenLurking]

  I bet the women are swarming over you   

What's that supposed to mean?  Like you've never been touched by hands that have opened doors or handled cash 

 

[wes mantooth]

i got better things to worry about then some fucking little germs. dont you people go out in public? EVERYTHING is touched, germed up, with snot and piss and shit all over it..not just the public bathrooms and the dumbbells!! i never understood germaphobes....have you ever heard of airborne microbes? do you count all the times you touch things unconsciously...probably not.

wash your hands when 1) you shower (obviously) 2) after you shit 3) before you eat 4) before you fuck

[AVBG]

Sometimes I'd like to roll around in a plastic bubble.

STella you are too funny, priceless post!

BTW, I was afterwards 

[JasonH]

I can see the point of the original poster in the thread - washing your hands before and after is just being hygenic.

However, if we are to wash our hands with chemicals at every opportunity and live inside a plastic bubble like Stella wants to then how are our bodies ever going to ward off germs and develop a healthy immune system?

[JasonH]

We've all got to eat a bit of dirt in our lives. 

[bigbalddaddy]

I wouldn't say i'm a germaphobe, I just don't like to touch my junk with someother assholes shit all over my hands from the door handle I just grabbed!  That sole thought makes me sick!

[Princess L]

What's that supposed to mean?  Like you've never been touched by hands that have opened doors or handled cash 

 

Okay    I guess I have to spell it out

What woman would want to put her mouth on that? 

Sometimes I'd like to roll around in a plastic bubble.

Like one of those big hamster balls!  That would be fun 

[YoMamaBeenLurking]

Okay    I guess I have to spell it out

What woman would want to put her mouth on that? 

No I guess I have too.  Any woman whose given a bj, most likely has had some cash and doorknob on her tongue at some point in her life.  Except you of course.