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JOHN MATRIX

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have you ever found yourself locked in combat with a Midget?
« on: December 05, 2006, 05:51:41 PM »
hahahahha i was remembering just now, my brother got attacked by a hostile midget when he was in only 8th grade and the midget was like 18.
does anyone have any midget-combat stories?
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Re: have you ever found yourself locked in combat with a Midget?
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2006, 06:20:59 PM »
Only once, but he came out on the short end..!
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Re: have you ever found yourself locked in combat with a Midget?
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2006, 06:23:18 PM »
Midgets are afraid of me because I am a giant. But it looks like this midget has had his fair share of battles.
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Re: have you ever found yourself locked in combat with a Midget?
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2006, 06:25:10 PM »
Quote from: alexxx on December 05, 2006, 06:23:18 PM
Midgets are afraid of me because I am a giant. But it looks like this midget has had his fair share of battles.

giant asshole?
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JOHN MATRIX

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Re: have you ever found yourself locked in combat with a Midget?
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2006, 06:33:51 PM »
Quote from: Chick on December 05, 2006, 06:20:59 PM
Only once, but he came out on the short end..!
have you seriously? tell the story
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Re: have you ever found yourself locked in combat with a Midget?
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2006, 06:38:53 PM »
Quote from: Chick on December 05, 2006, 06:20:59 PM
Only once, but he came out on the short end..!

Hahaha clever ;)
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Re: have you ever found yourself locked in combat with a Midget?
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2006, 03:17:43 AM »
I've often wondered - how many full-grown adult midgets would it take to completely overpower you?

I reckon for me, about eight or nine.
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Re: have you ever found yourself locked in combat with a Midget?
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2006, 03:26:29 AM »
DAMN! I should have started a whole new thread about this. It would have been the thread to end all threads!  ;D
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Re: have you ever found yourself locked in combat with a Midget?
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2006, 03:58:13 AM »
A midget? No.

But, I did get my arse kicked by my friend's elder brother who had downs syndrome, when i was about 8.

I hit him with a plastic sword and the fucker went ape-shit. He pushed my face into the carpet until I cried! As a result, I still get a little spooked when I see a bus-load of them on a day out somewhere.
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Re: have you ever found yourself locked in combat with a Midget?
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2006, 06:03:04 AM »
Midgets rule. Anyway...never been attcked but here's my story. We're rolling through downtown kabul and had just pulled out of a secure compound where we had lunch with some local nationals that we have contracts with. I'm screwing with my M-9 when I hear my driver  start swear..he's like "oh you're shitting me a fucking midget". I'm looking going where where. Anyway right in front of us is the now legendary kabul midget. This guy is a full fledged midget but with one of those crazy red and brown Afghan beards. Apparently he had missed his bus or the driver missed him because he's running next to the bus throwning shit and banging on it. Nobody is paying any attention to the little guy. I'm laughing and yelling at my Air Force E-6 in the back of our truck to snap pictures. He won't do it said it was cruel. This guy finally takes off his shoe and chucks it at the bus. Funniest damm thing. We've seen him once after that but no pics. He's become like bigfoot..guys on patrol have seen him but no good pics. He exists..thus the legend of the Kabul midget.
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Re: have you ever found yourself locked in combat with a Midget?
« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2006, 03:49:23 PM »
Quote from: headhuntersix on December 06, 2006, 06:03:04 AM
Midgets rule. Anyway...never been attcked but here's my story. We're rolling through downtown kabul and had just pulled out of a secure compound where we had lunch with some local nationals that we have contracts with. I'm screwing with my M-9 when I hear my driver  start swear..he's like "oh you're shitting me a fucking midget". I'm looking going where where. Anyway right in front of us is the now legendary kabul midget. This guy is a full fledged midget but with one of those crazy red and brown Afghan beards. Apparently he had missed his bus or the driver missed him because he's running next to the bus throwning shit and banging on it. Nobody is paying any attention to the little guy. I'm laughing and yelling at my Air Force E-6 in the back of our truck to snap pictures. He won't do it said it was cruel. This guy finally takes off his shoe and chucks it at the bus. Funniest damm thing. We've seen him once after that but no pics. He's become like bigfoot..guys on patrol have seen him but no good pics. He exists..thus the legend of the Kabul midget.
hahahaha yes!
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