Blockhead I was thinking you should plead guilty at your trial and cop to some community service. YOu could help redecorate crack houses in Chicago. Not to worry, Ill help you out dude, It will be called "Queer Eye and theBLockhead for a Crack Head". What do you think?
I think it would be a HIT! HOWEVER...listen to this story...
I have a buddy who works for the city. Dept./General Services. Basically...him and his crew rebuild and work on 'the projects'.
He tells me everytime they install new cabinets or new toilet or new flooring in their cribs...'they' tear it out and try pawning it on the streets. New stove, windows...it doesnt matter.
I'm afraid if we tricked out some 'jects' in Chicago...those fkn animals would rip out and ruin everything nice put in.
Even the 'statues of david' you would suggest to put in would be slung on the streets...as would the romanesque collesiums.