Fantastic...all of the above except leave her a upper decker and take her cat or dog to the pound to be put down and use her credit card...
Sounds like a perfect plan. Just one thing! Leave me the dog and the cat so they do not have to get put down. I will mail her xmas cards of myself and her former pets in sweaters.
Bitch will think twice before getting her tits licked in public!!!!!!!!!!!!!!