Author Topic: Words/Phrases you're tired of hearing in MMA... (Read 2916 times)

realkarateblackbelt · « **on:** December 07, 2006, 11:45:58 PM »

I'll start..

"Fedor isn't human!!!!"
"This sport keeps evolving."
"Wanna throw hands???"

*ChuteBoxe* · « **Reply #1 on:** December 08, 2006, 04:22:39 AM »

"He's rocked!"

Scimowser · « **Reply #2 on:** December 08, 2006, 05:00:09 AM »

tonight, UFC heavyweight champion Tim Sylvia.................

mgw · « **Reply #3 on:** December 08, 2006, 07:18:12 AM »

"it's a battle of attrition"

bigbalddaddy · « **Reply #4 on:** December 08, 2006, 12:01:51 PM »

GNP! I heard some McDonalds workers using it the other day as they were arguing and one said to the other "...i'll GNP you foooo!" Gimme a f*cking break...

sandycoosworth · « **Reply #5 on:** December 08, 2006, 12:30:52 PM »

'Matt Hughes has "greatly improved" striking'

'Royce Gracie is a legend'

realkarateblackbelt · « **Reply #6 on:** December 08, 2006, 05:37:58 PM »

"These athletes have the utmost respect for each other."
"Now I slitsch your throat."
"Punsch his face"

torquemada · « **Reply #7 on:** December 08, 2006, 08:14:34 PM »

Quote from: *ChuteBoxe* on December 08, 2006, 04:22:39 AM

"He's rocked!"

Part of the Joe Rogan drinking game...
a shot anytime someone's rocked...
chug your beer if he makes a reference to an omoplata or any JJ move that sounds impressive...

headhuntersix · « **Reply #8 on:** December 09, 2006, 02:11:17 AM »

You forgot..." he's got him in a chimora,oh wait he's out". I love Joe but we thought he made the omoplata up himself he says it so much.

torquemada · « **Reply #9 on:** December 09, 2006, 08:36:59 AM »

Kimura, omoplata...anything that scerams "Hey, I train this shit" is worth a drink...

headhuntersix · « **Reply #10 on:** December 09, 2006, 08:45:17 AM »

I'm not a Ju Jitsu guy so we all figured joe was making it up. He says it way to much and I've seen that move only a few times. We cheer when Joe gets the call right on the Kimura.

Voice of Doom · « **Reply #11 on:** December 09, 2006, 08:55:42 AM »

Im tired of hearing, "World class...." about any fighter in the UFC.
MAkes me sick.

When I heard them calling Jeff "The Snowman" Monson a "world class" bjj fighter I wanted to puke.

OKMike · « **Reply #12 on:** December 09, 2006, 11:50:36 PM »

Quote from: Voice of Doom on December 09, 2006, 08:55:42 AM

Im tired of hearing, "World class...." about any fighter in the UFC.
MAkes me sick.

When I heard them calling Jeff "The Snowman" Monson a "world class" bjj fighter I wanted to puke.

I am pretty sure that Monson winning his weight class at Abu Dhabi makes him a "world class bjj guy."

Voice of Doom · « **Reply #13 on:** December 10, 2006, 04:11:17 PM »

Quote from: OKMike on December 09, 2006, 11:50:36 PM

I am pretty sure that Monson winning his weight class at Abu Dhabi makes him a "world class bjj guy."

ya...it was probably in the 1980's and he was the only one in his weight class...300+

there's NO way that he could stand up (no pun intended) with the likes of Chutebox, Brazilian Top team, Gracie dojo or Fantasy Fight club. "World Class" and he couldn't f*ckin take down Tim Silvia??? Please.

and I've heard UFC fighters like Stephen Bonner, Chris Leben and Nick Diaz also referenced to as "world class". CHRIS F*CKIN LEBEN...gimme a break. He can't even spell JuJitsu!
For them to be "world class" would mean they must define the world as the Militech camp plus some parts of Jersey and Vegas.
ARichnd how about Rich Franklin....what's he been training for 5 years, maybe??? He fought nobody in a razor talent thin weight class on his way to the belt. Oh wait...ya, he knocked out Ken Shamrock.
The first time he fights somebody who could reasonably be called a "world class" fighter (Anderson Silva), he got destroyed. Destroyed. Period.

Pathetic.......

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #14 on:** December 10, 2006, 10:16:18 PM »

Quote from: Scimowser on December 08, 2006, 05:00:09 AM

tonight, UFC heavyweight champion Tim Sylvia.................

Amen..

Big Freak · « **Reply #15 on:** December 11, 2006, 01:03:23 PM »

" Theeee bigest fight in UFC history"

bigbalddaddy · « **Reply #16 on:** December 11, 2006, 02:56:05 PM »

"record sold out crowd" at the same venue with the same amount of seats with empty seats in clear view during the main event!

Voice of Doom · « **Reply #17 on:** December 12, 2006, 11:38:51 AM »

Quote from: bigbalddaddy on December 11, 2006, 02:56:05 PM

"record sold out crowd" at the same venue with the same amount of seats with empty seats in clear view during the main event!

hahaha. No sh*t!! Kills me....makes me think the announcers are doing radio!

Galvanized · « **Reply #18 on:** December 18, 2006, 10:57:46 PM »

On here, any discussion involving: "...functional strength..." I remember reading these threads with people arguing about the functional strength aspect vs. gym strength/muscle mass dating back to 2001!

bigbalddaddy · « **Reply #19 on:** December 19, 2006, 05:26:33 AM »

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! I won this one!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here's the best one yet!!!!!!! You all will agree that Rogan saying this is the most annoying thing in the world...

He hit him...

Right on the Button!!!!!

WTF is the button? LOL!!! ahahahaa, Rogan is such a blowhard!!!

dirtysanchez · « **Reply #20 on:** December 20, 2006, 08:43:36 AM »

It never fails...every UFC I watch, Goldie says some dumb shit that makes me wanna throw something at the tv...the guy is such a douche

Author Topic: Words/Phrases you're tired of hearing in MMA... (Read 2916 times)

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