Author Topic: PAULIE SHORE KAYOED ONSTAGE (Read 3085 times)

Special Ed · « **on:** December 12, 2006, 01:21:03 PM »

Are stand-up comedians no longer safe? Check out the crackers in this video. Last time Paulie plays Tulsa.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5328f232d0

Special "Blackeye" Ed

Dingleberry · « **Reply #1 on:** December 12, 2006, 01:26:38 PM »

hahahah, he shouldn't have been talking shit to the big dude. He must have thought he was on the internet.
I loved the editing.

doison · « **Reply #2 on:** December 12, 2006, 01:31:08 PM »

It was either a set up, or that guy has the faggiest punch in all the land.
Shore is also very good at moving his head in the direction the punch would have taken it....BEFORE the punch gets there.

Special Ed · « **Reply #3 on:** December 12, 2006, 01:38:20 PM »

Quote from: doison on December 12, 2006, 01:31:08 PM

It was either a set up, or that guy has the faggiest punch in all the land.
Shore is also very good at moving his head in the direction the punch would have taken it....BEFORE the punch gets there.

I can tell from your expert opinion that you have never seen a person punched in the head before. Your questions:

Where was the "PUNCH" sound I'm so used to hearing on the television like when Bo punches Boss Hog?
Where was the other TV camera angle so I could see the punch actually connecting?
Since when does a guy go down from one punch? Ethan Hunt got hit in the face 26 times in the last scene in MI2 and he only went down once.
Where is the TV blood spurting out of Paulie's eye like Rocky when he gets hit by Clubber Lang?

Special "KTFO" Ed

sean · « **Reply #4 on:** December 12, 2006, 01:48:31 PM »

I call bullshit

tommywishbone · « **Reply #5 on:** December 12, 2006, 01:49:19 PM »

Fake.

Dingleberry · « **Reply #6 on:** December 12, 2006, 01:51:20 PM »

Quote from: Special Ed on December 12, 2006, 01:38:20 PM

I can tell from your expert opinion that you have never seen a person punched in the head before. Your questions:

Where was the "PUNCH" sound I'm so used to hearing on the television like when Bo punches Boss Hog?
Where was the other TV camera angle so I could see the punch actually connecting?
Since when does a guy go down from one punch? Ethan Hunt got hit in the face 26 times in the last scene in MI2 and he only went down once.
Where is the TV blood spurting out of Paulie's eye like Rocky when he gets hit by Clubber Lang?

Special "KTFO" Ed

Witty and so true, I expect nothing less from you Ed.

vinnyvee · « **Reply #7 on:** December 12, 2006, 01:57:10 PM »

Quote from: doison on December 12, 2006, 01:31:08 PM

It was either a set up, or that guy has the faggiest punch in all the land.
Shore is also very good at moving his head in the direction the punch would have taken it....BEFORE the punch gets there.

Damn doison, you got all that techy move angle logistical stuff just from that video??
I believe you sir are wasting your talent in whatever it is your doing now......

Rudee · « **Reply #8 on:** December 12, 2006, 02:08:33 PM »

The punch looks very telegraphed in my opinion. i.e. the windup was a bit excessive for such a short punch. Appears to be nothing more then a publicity stunt to get some attention.

Special Ed · « **Reply #9 on:** December 12, 2006, 02:29:06 PM »

Quote from: Rudee on December 12, 2006, 02:08:33 PM

The punch looks very telegraphed in my opinion. i.e. the windup was a bit excessive for such a short punch. Appears to be nothing more then a publicity stunt to get some attention.

Getting dunked in water for six minutes and nearly drowning in an attempt to convince people you're Houdini = PUBLICITY STUNT
Getting out of a limousine in front of a hundred papparazzi in a mini-skirt with no underwear and a shaven vagina = PUBLICITY C.U.N.T
Getting punched in the eye onstage in front of 30 drunk people in Oklahoma with only a cell phone to capture the video = PUBLIC HUMILIATION

Special "PR for Dummies" Ed

dovidov · « **Reply #10 on:** December 12, 2006, 02:33:35 PM »

I definetely call total bullshit on this- SET UP !!

anvil · « **Reply #11 on:** December 12, 2006, 02:46:25 PM »

I like how the place is erupting with laughter after he gets hit

Marty Champions · « **Reply #12 on:** December 12, 2006, 02:51:51 PM »

fake, bouncers would have done something you dumb fVck faces! no everyone go back to your 3 sets of 10 you fVckin pussys lol

younggunz · « **Reply #13 on:** December 12, 2006, 02:54:27 PM »

why in the hell would security wait till little Polly hits the ground to intervein? secondly the security dude just nonchalantly escorts him away after Polly "CLEARLY" takes a blow to the dome. just seems a bit weird?

PhoenixBuff · « **Reply #14 on:** December 12, 2006, 02:55:17 PM »

Fake

doison · « **Reply #15 on:** December 12, 2006, 02:56:29 PM »

Quote from: Special Ed on December 12, 2006, 01:38:20 PM

I can tell from your expert opinion that you have never seen a person punched in the head before. Your questions:

Where was the "PUNCH" sound I'm so used to hearing on the television like when Bo punches Boss Hog?
Where was the other TV camera angle so I could see the punch actually connecting?
Since when does a guy go down from one punch? Ethan Hunt got hit in the face 26 times in the last scene in MI2 and he only went down once.
Where is the TV blood spurting out of Paulie's eye like Rocky when he gets hit by Clubber Lang?

Special "KTFO" Ed

I've seen a few punches in my life, and that was one of the lamest.
If you can't see that was a set up to get the "WEASEL" some exposure, then feel free to post another witty retort.

UPINTHEMGUTS · « **Reply #16 on:** December 12, 2006, 03:12:46 PM »

Definately fake. Security would have tackled that fucker as soon as he hit the stage.

Special Ed · « **Reply #17 on:** December 12, 2006, 03:15:43 PM »

Quote from: doison on December 12, 2006, 02:56:29 PM

I've seen a few punches in my life, and that was one of the lamest.
If you can't see that was a set up to get the "WEASEL" some exposure, then feel free to post another witty retort.

Hmmmm...I guess we'll have to wait and see if this exposure helps him get a sitcom or Jury Duty 2.

SE

Thin Lizzy · « **Reply #18 on:** December 12, 2006, 03:30:09 PM »

Quote from: UPINTHEMGUTS on December 12, 2006, 03:12:46 PM

Definately fake. Security would have tackled that fucker as soon as he hit the stage.

Most shiitty little comedy clubs don't even have security.

I think it was real. Pauly was backing up and apologizing as the guy approached him. Had it been a setup, Pauly would've gotten nose to nose with the guy.

As far as the punch, the guy isn't a pro fighter, probably hadn't thrown a punch in a while and wasn't warmed up. The punch SHOULD'VE looked bad.

People might think I'm naive to believe this, but it's also naive to think EVERYTHING is a setup.

doison · « **Reply #19 on:** December 12, 2006, 03:55:21 PM »

Quote from: Special Ed on December 12, 2006, 03:15:43 PM

Hmmmm...I guess we'll have to wait and see if this exposure helps him get a sitcom or Jury Duty 2.

SE

Before the punch, when was the last time you thought/heard about Pauly Shore?
I'm sure Sean Astin is ready for another Encino Man.

Thin Lizzy · « **Reply #20 on:** December 12, 2006, 04:10:41 PM »

Quote from: doison on December 12, 2006, 03:55:21 PM

Before the punch, when was the last time you thought/heard about Pauly Shore?
I'm sure Sean Astin is ready for another Encino Man.

Then, why would he set it up in a way that makes himself look so bad?

He comes off as a big mouth baby who can't back up his words or defend himself.

doison · « **Reply #21 on:** December 12, 2006, 04:11:43 PM »

Quote from: Thin Lizzy on December 12, 2006, 04:10:41 PM

Then, why would he set it up in a way that makes himself look so bad?

He comes off as a big mouth baby who can't back up his words or defend himself.

I don't know.....he played such a macho tough guy his whole career, maybe he's just ready for a change.

Thin Lizzy · « **Reply #22 on:** December 12, 2006, 04:24:28 PM »

Quote from: doison on December 12, 2006, 04:11:43 PM

I don't know.....he played such a macho tough guy his whole career, maybe he's just ready for a change.

He sure was tough telling the guy to "Shut the f**k up" but when the guy bum rushed the stage, no more tough guy.

To me, that's realistic, not a set-up.

Marty Champions · « **Reply #23 on:** December 12, 2006, 04:36:31 PM »

pauly shore was a legend used to get mad poon tang probably still does

tommywishbone · « **Reply #24 on:** December 12, 2006, 05:33:24 PM »

Quote from: doison on December 12, 2006, 04:11:43 PM

I don't know.....he played such a macho tough guy his whole career, maybe he's just ready for a change.

Excellent