Author Topic: describe your COLLEGE life.. (Read 4588 times)

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #25 on:** December 13, 2006, 10:04:15 AM »

Quote from: the shadow on December 13, 2006, 09:59:59 AM

tanslation:your stupid jokes are ain't funny anymore

You live in a shithole third-world country

You are a 19-year-old virgin

You are a pedophile who propositioned a 13-year-old (and got turned down)

Genetically, you're one step away from swinging from trees and eating bananas

You really shouldn't get so uppity with your betters.

Hope this helps.

rccs · « **Reply #26 on:** December 13, 2006, 10:08:28 AM »

I had a death metal band, and me and my people were "in charge" of the damn school!!!! Those were the days.... That I miss the less

the shadow · « **Reply #27 on:** December 13, 2006, 10:10:47 AM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on December 13, 2006, 10:04:15 AM

You live in a shithole third-world country

You are a 19-year-old virgin

You are a pedophile who propositioned a 13-year-old (and got turned down)

Genetically, you're one step away from swinging from trees and eating bananas

You really shouldn't get so uppity with your betters.

Hope this helps.

anything else you wanna say mister???about every member here says this to me..any thing new you found out about me like.. something really freaky about me..plzz share

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #28 on:** December 13, 2006, 10:22:28 AM »

lol poor shadow gets ripped on more than a slice of bread thrown into a crowd of africans.

the shadow · « **Reply #29 on:** December 13, 2006, 10:28:03 AM »

Quote from: Camel Jockey on December 13, 2006, 10:22:28 AM

lol poor shadow gets ripped on more than a slice of bread thrown into a crowd of africans.

lol

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #30 on:** December 13, 2006, 10:31:16 AM »

Quote from: the shadow on December 13, 2006, 10:10:47 AM

anything else you wanna say mister???about every member here says this to me..any thing new you found out about me like.. something really freaky about me..plzz share

Are you saying trying to fucck a 13-year-old isn't freaky??

the shadow · « **Reply #31 on:** December 13, 2006, 10:35:15 AM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on December 13, 2006, 10:31:16 AM

Are you saying trying to fucck a 13-year-old isn't freaky??

yes it was..so( by the way i only wanted to be her friend you dumbass.i had no intentions to fuck her what so ever.this shows how corrupt your mind really is.very much like your corrupt american government)

carvedoutofwood · « **Reply #32 on:** December 13, 2006, 03:03:04 PM »

Quote from: the shadow on December 13, 2006, 06:54:10 AM

so many times did you f**ked drunk chicks ...lol ;Djust a joke...how many of you enjoyed your college life?

blunts.... boomers.... beer pong... and bitches

slacker · « **Reply #33 on:** December 13, 2006, 03:52:38 PM »

Quote from: the shadow on December 13, 2006, 06:54:10 AM

so many times did you f**ked drunk chicks ...lol ;Djust a joke...how many of you enjoyed your college life?

drunk ass yeah drunk ass

Fury · « **Reply #34 on:** December 13, 2006, 03:53:27 PM »

Quote from: the shadow on December 13, 2006, 09:38:37 AM

hahahahaa...i won't marry cuz marriage is one big pain in the ass..i wanna live my life on my own terms..i don't care what you think..you said virgin 4 life..then its virgin 4 life for me..you put sex as your no. 1 thing.i put my future as my no.1 thing..so keep typing sex maniac.i can f**k anyone i want to, i am just not interested in sex and stuff like that.just not right now.maybe after 6-7 yrs..sex is for lame ass girls..

My future is right up there. I'll probably be more successful than you also. Hope this helps.

JediKnight · « **Reply #35 on:** December 13, 2006, 03:55:43 PM »

Bong Hits, Beer, Liqour, Bitches, Graduation

G.R.H. · « **Reply #36 on:** December 13, 2006, 04:04:31 PM »

i thought it was just another gigantic high school as i look back on it now. yup, i made friends, went to some parties, but i lived at home too. it didn't prepare me for much of anything! it was a waste of $!!!. i have 1 friend left from college that still sends me a christmas card every year. the others are no where to be found!. (one interesting story...when i stated college i was a real "lightweight". this dude signed me up for a bench press competition to raise $ for one of the frats on campus. ( i guess he did it as a joke, just to see how i would react.) i got pledges for $, and one dude pledged me , i think, 5 or 10 cents for every pound i could bench. i only weighed bout 120 at the time, and i benched 175 lbs! the dude who thought i was a lightweight was blown away! he said.."you are one strong ass m'er f'er!)

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #37 on:** December 13, 2006, 07:14:08 PM »

Quote from: the shadow on December 13, 2006, 06:54:10 AM

so many times did you f**ked drunk chicks ...lol ;Djust a joke...how many of you enjoyed your college life?

hated it

i ws 15...never got laid....

the shadow · « **Reply #38 on:** December 14, 2006, 12:10:57 AM »

Quote from: ToxicAvenger! on December 13, 2006, 07:14:08 PM

hated it

i ws 15...never got laid....

lol...thank god you did not diss india..appreciate dude

Fury · « **Reply #39 on:** December 14, 2006, 12:14:32 AM »

Quote from: the shadow on December 14, 2006, 12:10:57 AM

lol...thank god you did not diss india..appreciate dude

Shut the fuck up. India blows. Hope this helps.

DK II · « **Reply #40 on:** December 14, 2006, 12:22:43 AM »

Quote from: the shadow on December 13, 2006, 09:53:10 AM

getting ass is not that tough my friend..i just don't think its the right time now....i can always f**k anyone if i want to..but just not right now..thats it

hahaha, didn't you say a few days ago that it was absolutely impossible to get a chick in india???

90% virgins, sex after 3 years of marriage?? haha, you're sooo desperate.

the shadow · « **Reply #41 on:** December 14, 2006, 12:41:16 AM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on December 14, 2006, 12:22:43 AM

hahaha, didn't you say a few days ago that it was absolutely impossible to get a chick in india???

90% virgins, sex after 3 years of marriage?? haha, you're sooo desperate.

hhaha.i ain't desperate..to have sex you can always go to brothels..having sex is not that difficult..but having sex with a girl from your colllege or just a normal girl is one hell of a task..almost impossible

smaul · « **Reply #42 on:** December 14, 2006, 01:11:52 AM »

Quote from: the shadow on December 14, 2006, 12:41:16 AM

hhaha.i ain't desperate..to have sex you can always go to brothels..having sex is not that difficult..but having sex with a girl from your colllege or just a normal girl is one hell of a task..almost impossible

WHAHAHAHA!!!! Just keeps on getting better!

Cavalier22 · « **Reply #43 on:** December 14, 2006, 08:50:26 AM »

College was the shiznit

UVa rocks

jaejonna · « **Reply #44 on:** November 29, 2008, 05:35:07 AM »

hahaha bump for this Mumbai master of self pleasuring hahahah

cheftim · « **Reply #45 on:** November 29, 2008, 02:17:55 PM »

Johnson and Wales University. Culinary Arts. Graduated at the top of my class. Finished first in my internship. Loads of fat chicks!

benchmstr · « **Reply #46 on:** November 29, 2008, 06:29:15 PM »

Quote from: the shadow on December 13, 2006, 06:54:10 AM

so many times did you f**ked drunk chicks ...lol ;Djust a joke...how many of you enjoyed your college life?

the virgin is hunting for sex story's

dont worry dude, it will happen for you one day, and then you can praise allah and do whatever else you terrorist sonsabitches like to do.

bench

G.R.H. · « **Reply #47 on:** November 30, 2008, 10:12:38 AM »

lived at home, drank alot, wrote alot of "term papers", recycled some of them for other classes, etc. it took me 5 years to graduate. freshman year, when i was still puny, some buddy of mine signed me up for a "bench press" competition to raise $ for one of the fraternities. i was a mere 125lbs at the time, but decided to gofor it. i benched 175lbs, and blew away alot of people. they couldn't believe i was that strong, and neither could i. that's when i started to get into lifting.

DK II · « **Reply #48 on:** December 01, 2008, 05:43:07 AM »

Quote from: G.R.H. on November 30, 2008, 10:12:38 AM

lived at home, drank alot, wrote alot of "term papers", recycled some of them for other classes, etc. it took me 5 years to graduate. freshman year, when i was still puny, some buddy of mine signed me up for a "bench press" competition to raise $ for one of the fraternities. i was a mere 125lbs at the time, but decided to gofor it. i benched 175lbs, and blew away alot of people. they couldn't believe i was that strong, and neither could i. that's when i started to get into lifting.

and 5 years later you were a millionaire, dated a supermodel and could shoulder press 500lbs, right?

Yes, that's the typical career here.